matt huff's definitions
1. What your girlfriend accidentally blurts out when she has been cheating on you with a guy named Brenden and your name begins with a M.
2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.
3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.
2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.
3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.
1. Ohhhhhhh, Menden you're so good, mmmmm
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
Get the Mendenmug. Remember that fat girl with the long neck and the small head at high school who had extremely high ostrogen levels?
Yeah, just throw some feathers on the bitch and she'd be an ostrich herself.
Yeah, just throw some feathers on the bitch and she'd be an ostrich herself.
by Matt Huff January 5, 2011
Get the ostrogenmug. be careful not to underbreastimate a women's tits; they are known to suffocate small animals and children!
by Matt Huff October 6, 2011
Get the underbreastimatemug. When you set your clock forward one hour at 3:20 so you can have an excuse to smoke the last of your pot and then an hour later you can tell someone else it's 4:20 and you have none "you'll hit them back next time". :
"Hey man you said you only had a blunt of that left but now you're telling me you got high all day long yesterday.. what the funk!?!?" -steve
"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve
"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve
by Matt Huff April 17, 2008
Get the Weedlight Saving Timemug. Blatent plagiarism.
Things like Family Guy that blatently made a show similar to the Simpsons and even stole some jokes and ideas.
Blagiarism can also mean black plagiarism.
Step by Step might have blagiarized Family Matters by making a white version of it only 3 years after it was on TV.
Things like Family Guy that blatently made a show similar to the Simpsons and even stole some jokes and ideas.
Blagiarism can also mean black plagiarism.
Step by Step might have blagiarized Family Matters by making a white version of it only 3 years after it was on TV.
Steve: "Wow, can you believe this show just plagiarized our favorite show so bad?"
Charlie: "Fuck this shit turn it off, that's straight blagiarism right there."
Charlie: "Fuck this shit turn it off, that's straight blagiarism right there."
by Matt Huff August 26, 2009
Get the blagiarismmug. A mix of the japanese and spanish languages in the same word, sentence, or phrase.
This new unique form of language originated by Abb on Dec 4, 2010.
This new unique form of language originated by Abb on Dec 4, 2010.
by Matt Huff December 4, 2010
Get the japaspanishmug. -verb
1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping
1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
Get the shipeeingmug.