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to headbutt using your face.
a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.
a face plant into another human being.
a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.
a face plant into another human being.
bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in
guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose
guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose
by Matt Huff April 17, 2010
Get the facebutt mug.Dyslexia of the legs. Makes DDR really tough when your legs are stepping opposite of what they should.
I was so drunk I was dyslegsic last night.
by Matt Huff January 26, 2014
Get the dyslegsic mug.Steve Irwin: "Crikey, gee whiz, that's a fast animal.. Let's see if we can wreastle it to the ground and aid her unfortunate wounds so she can go back to tending the young ones."
by Matt Huff August 27, 2009
Get the wreastle mug.Ancestors who are incest.
When someone's bloodline is all incest and relatives only reproduce with other relatives they may be refered to as incestors.
When someone's bloodline is all incest and relatives only reproduce with other relatives they may be refered to as incestors.
by Matt Huff October 27, 2009
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by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
Get the Abortion Tolerant mug.Blatent plagiarism.
Things like Family Guy that blatently made a show similar to the Simpsons and even stole some jokes and ideas.
Blagiarism can also mean black plagiarism.
Step by Step might have blagiarized Family Matters by making a white version of it only 3 years after it was on TV.
Things like Family Guy that blatently made a show similar to the Simpsons and even stole some jokes and ideas.
Blagiarism can also mean black plagiarism.
Step by Step might have blagiarized Family Matters by making a white version of it only 3 years after it was on TV.
Steve: "Wow, can you believe this show just plagiarized our favorite show so bad?"
Charlie: "Fuck this shit turn it off, that's straight blagiarism right there."
Charlie: "Fuck this shit turn it off, that's straight blagiarism right there."
by Matt Huff August 26, 2009
Get the blagiarism mug.When you set your clock forward one hour at 3:20 so you can have an excuse to smoke the last of your pot and then an hour later you can tell someone else it's 4:20 and you have none "you'll hit them back next time". :
"Hey man you said you only had a blunt of that left but now you're telling me you got high all day long yesterday.. what the funk!?!?" -steve
"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve
"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve
by Matt Huff April 17, 2008
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