matt huff's definitions

Bonervation

the motivation you get to do something you otherwise would not do without a boner

Bro1: dude you don't go for jogs

Bro2: well the 2 girls running side by side gave me the bonervation to get some sexercise

by Matt Huff September 8, 2016

wreastle

–verb
1. to wrestle a weasel.

–noun

2. an act of or a bout at wrestling a weasel (wreastling)

Steve Irwin: "Crikey, gee whiz, that's a fast animal.. Let's see if we can wreastle it to the ground and aid her unfortunate wounds so she can go back to tending the young ones."

by Matt Huff August 27, 2009

incestors

Ancestors who are incest.

When someone's bloodline is all incest and relatives only reproduce with other relatives they may be refered to as incestors.

Queen Victoria is not very fond of her incestors or her son and daughter's incestry

by Matt Huff October 27, 2009

Abortion Tolerant

A better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it.

I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm Abortion Tolerant

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

motibation

the motivation to masturbate.

i was so sick last night i didn't even have any motibation

by Matt Huff February 20, 2011

noodle boobs

boobs which are much longer than wide; typically ones that sag or curve up in a noodle or banana shape

i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble

by Matt Huff December 11, 2010

facebutt

to headbutt using your face.

a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.

a face plant into another human being.

bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in

guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose

by Matt Huff April 17, 2010