matt huff's definitions

defrog

a setting on most cars and vehicles which removes frogs from the windshield

the window is all froggy better turn on the defrog

by Matt Huff November 11, 2009

introdouching

the act of introducing a douche to someone.

Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"

Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"

by Matt Huff October 6, 2011

tummy time

when you lay a baby on their tummy in attempt to get them to learn to crawl.

i'm starting to hate tummy time because she keeps screaming bloody murder and crying

by Matt Huff September 7, 2009

Menden

1. What your girlfriend accidentally blurts out when she has been cheating on you with a guy named Brenden and your name begins with a M.

2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.

3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.

1. Ohhhhhhh, Menden you're so good, mmmmm
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

underbreastimate

to underestimate the size and/or weight of ones breasts.

be careful not to underbreastimate a women's tits; they are known to suffocate small animals and children!

by Matt Huff October 6, 2011

blagiarism

Blatent plagiarism.

Things like Family Guy that blatently made a show similar to the Simpsons and even stole some jokes and ideas.

Blagiarism can also mean black plagiarism.

Step by Step might have blagiarized Family Matters by making a white version of it only 3 years after it was on TV.

Steve: "Wow, can you believe this show just plagiarized our favorite show so bad?"

Charlie: "Fuck this shit turn it off, that's straight blagiarism right there."

by Matt Huff August 26, 2009

japaspanish

A mix of the japanese and spanish languages in the same word, sentence, or phrase.

This new unique form of language originated by Abb on Dec 4, 2010.

Tachidatumoto - means ur bike is cool in japaspanish

by Matt Huff December 4, 2010