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Remember that fat girl with the long neck and the small head at high school who had extremely high ostrogen levels?
Yeah, just throw some feathers on the bitch and she'd be an ostrich herself.
Yeah, just throw some feathers on the bitch and she'd be an ostrich herself.
by Matt Huff January 5, 2011
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Bro2: well the 2 girls running side by side gave me the bonervation to get some sexercise
Bro2: well the 2 girls running side by side gave me the bonervation to get some sexercise
by Matt Huff September 8, 2016
Get the Bonervation mug.A place for hamsters where the food has itty bits of weed in it and their bedding is made from hemp.
There's usually a main tube or area for blowing smoke in to get them all high on a daily basis.
There must be 3 or more hamsters in order to call it a true hamsterdam otherwise it's just called getting your hamster stoned.
There's usually a main tube or area for blowing smoke in to get them all high on a daily basis.
There must be 3 or more hamsters in order to call it a true hamsterdam otherwise it's just called getting your hamster stoned.
Billy: "shit man bubbles escaped from hamsterdam again last night and started mating with the giant rats in my basement"
Suzy: "maybe he got the midnight munchies, he'll be back if he wants to get lifted again"
Suzy: "maybe he got the midnight munchies, he'll be back if he wants to get lifted again"
by Matt Huff August 26, 2009
Get the hamsterdam mug.i tried to plug my ipad into my macintosh and it started bleeding so i gave it a maxipad, 9 months later the mac had a beautiful baby girl named the imaxipad.
by Matt Huff June 12, 2010
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Similar to wigga or wigger which is "white-nigg(a)(er)" or a little more recently defined as "wannabe-nigg(a)(er)" after a select few black people started turning white but pretending they are still black such as Soulja Boy.
Similar to wigga or wigger which is "white-nigg(a)(er)" or a little more recently defined as "wannabe-nigg(a)(er)" after a select few black people started turning white but pretending they are still black such as Soulja Boy.
Stop trying to hit on all the soccer moms you fake ass wigolo they aren't going to give you any sex or money, try going back to hooking up with your own grandma.
by Matt Huff June 29, 2010
Get the wigolo mug.Steve Irwin: "Crikey, gee whiz, that's a fast animal.. Let's see if we can wreastle it to the ground and aid her unfortunate wounds so she can go back to tending the young ones."
by Matt Huff August 27, 2009
Get the wreastle mug.I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm Abortion Tolerant
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
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