matt huff's definitions

shasian

a shaved Asian

don't touch me shasian, i'll slap you upside your bald head

by Matt Huff January 1, 2012

skeep

synonym of wet dream
to skeet in your sleep

wife: let's keep this one and put the other one back
husband: heh heh, you said skeep

by Matt Huff July 29, 2012

gaytality

fatality caused by something gay.

1.)
guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?

girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality

2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality

3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!

-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-

GAYTALITY

by Matt Huff May 5, 2010

drop a baconator

the inevitable shit which proceeds from the consumption of Wendy's Baconator or other Wendy's meals/food

before we start the movie tonight i better go drop a baconator, i'll be right back (in 15 minutes)

by Matt Huff December 12, 2010

guerrillian

a million dollars worth of anything that is looted during guerrilla warfare

this blow is so pure it must have been worth a guerrillian dollars

by Matt Huff December 30, 2011

jailbait frenzy

to date or have sex with 3 or more underage persons in a row.

billybobdave had a 3 some with 2 jb's last night and his 8th grade gf doesn't even know, and I heard he's still banging that freshman with playboy titties... He is on a jailbait frenzy !!!!

by Matt Huff July 12, 2010

wreastle

–verb
1. to wrestle a weasel.

–noun

2. an act of or a bout at wrestling a weasel (wreastling)

Steve Irwin: "Crikey, gee whiz, that's a fast animal.. Let's see if we can wreastle it to the ground and aid her unfortunate wounds so she can go back to tending the young ones."

by Matt Huff August 27, 2009