matt huff's definitions

japaspanish

A mix of the japanese and spanish languages in the same word, sentence, or phrase.

This new unique form of language originated by Abb on Dec 4, 2010.

Tachidatumoto - means ur bike is cool in japaspanish

by Matt Huff December 4, 2010

blagiarism

Blatent plagiarism.

Things like Family Guy that blatently made a show similar to the Simpsons and even stole some jokes and ideas.

Blagiarism can also mean black plagiarism.

Step by Step might have blagiarized Family Matters by making a white version of it only 3 years after it was on TV.

Steve: "Wow, can you believe this show just plagiarized our favorite show so bad?"

Charlie: "Fuck this shit turn it off, that's straight blagiarism right there."

by Matt Huff August 26, 2009

underbreastimate

to underestimate the size and/or weight of ones breasts.

be careful not to underbreastimate a women's tits; they are known to suffocate small animals and children!

by Matt Huff October 6, 2011

rizzlistic

Realistic.

(Another installment in the language of "izzle," a thug specialty.)

see rizzle

All this wack shittastic slang has got me confuzzled on tha rizzle, let's all be more rizzlistic

by Matt Huff September 18, 2009

Weedlight Saving Time

When you set your clock forward one hour at 3:20 so you can have an excuse to smoke the last of your pot and then an hour later you can tell someone else it's 4:20 and you have none "you'll hit them back next time". :

"Hey man you said you only had a blunt of that left but now you're telling me you got high all day long yesterday.. what the funk!?!?" -steve

"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve

by Matt Huff April 17, 2008

iFlush

the newest Apple product that lets you choose up to 5 ringtones from over 6,000,000 iTunes songs which are activated upon flushing the toilet!

I just changed one of my iFlush ringtones to "Everyday I'm Hustlin"

by Matt Huff September 15, 2010

wreastle

–verb
1. to wrestle a weasel.

–noun

2. an act of or a bout at wrestling a weasel (wreastling)

Steve Irwin: "Crikey, gee whiz, that's a fast animal.. Let's see if we can wreastle it to the ground and aid her unfortunate wounds so she can go back to tending the young ones."

by Matt Huff August 27, 2009