matt's definitions

hit dat then quit dat

The act of having sex with a young, naive female, and the kicking the bitch to the curb (usually without her shoes for good measure).

Oh shit, I hit dat then quit dat son!

by Matt May 13, 2004

steal

To punch someone

Yo son, that mofo be frontin. I'm gonna go steal him in his mouf.

Damn son, you just got stole in your dome.

by Matt August 13, 2003

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

instashits

when one's feek becomes instantly liquid after consuming an overly spicy food product.

also known as hershey squirts.

Aww Man, I went to CiCi's and had some pizza and now I got the instashits.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Terra Linda

A Highschool in San Rafael CA. as usuall, a horrible administration but the students are down to ride. The hardest school in MCALS from 1997-

terra linda is the savage school in the middle of the rich kids lost in thier bubbles.

by matt March 6, 2005

gaie

The alternative spelling of "gay" to refer to something as stupid.

Why are you being so gaie?

by Matt January 15, 2005

Paz Lenchantin

Hot bass player for APC and Zwan. Has a bald fetish.

by matt October 23, 2003