matt's definitions

Riese

Big cock

Riese, wanna fuck?

by Matt October 14, 2003

cockgnome

a small man that no one likes and is just a plain dickhead

Pano is such a fucking cockgnome, what a dumb cunt. i hate that little cockgnome so much

by Matt May 6, 2004

Koby

A man who tosses salad.

That guy is such a koby.

by Matt December 21, 2004

shabala

Originating in the Ohio Farm Town of Mount Vernon a random individual refered to as "Shmonkle" coined the term "Shabala". It was random as hell but everyone agreed it totally kicked ass.

*yawn* Shabala.... shabala

by matt August 31, 2004

rocketsurgery

the most difficult task a human can ever perform.

Hurry the fuck up. This isn't rocketsurgery.

by matt April 27, 2003

Debaser

Debaser o debaser.

Quincy : Can I lick your pee-pee?
Debaser: Clancey can handle it..

by matt November 17, 2003

Millimeter Mosnster

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.

No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.

by Matt May 17, 2004