matt's definitions

The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Fido lick! Good Dog. Arf!

Also reffered to as the skippy

That black lab loves the canine special.

by Matt May 13, 2005

hekllo

to say hello and ok at the same time. no need to say hello im ok

person 1: hello how are you
person 2: hekllo

by matt July 1, 2003

dwofa

a scally sayin do you want a fight

dwofa! yar mate! im hard

by matt July 13, 2003

Riese

Big cock

Riese, wanna fuck?

by Matt October 14, 2003

clutchin

A way to describe something as cool.

That sweater looks clutchin.

by Matt October 28, 2004

pidkim

"pole dancing kink master"

Short female that poledances and is very annoying. The Master of Kinkyness.

Man, that annoying bitch won't leave me alone. She's such a pidkim!

by Matt January 28, 2005

fagmotron

(noun) describes a person who demonstrates continual, blatant and monotonous homosexual behavior brought on to fit with a growing societal trend making them seem robotic

Chris' leather chaps, Hitler stash, and nipple piercings made him look like a fagmotron.

by Matt March 15, 2005