matt's definitions

ass hole

Where Gay people go to show there love.

1st gay man: Man i love u so much.
2nd gay man: Dont tell me tell my ass hole.

by Matt May 13, 2005

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

assfuck

1 stupid jack ass/ moron
2 inserting penis into anus
3 useless insault to put others down

hey you stupid assfuck, come here assfuck, fuck you assfuck

by matt July 8, 2004

Zong

A bong with its tube in the shape of a Z

Thats a phatty zong dude

by matt November 15, 2002

conploy

Conploy means 'to employ someone with the intention of firing them'. Its etymology comes from 'con', meaning a rip off or scam and 'ploy', the ending of the word 'employ' on which this word is based.

(Source and origin: www.insidereality.net/index.php?itemid=281)

"I can't believe he conployed you"
"I was conployed"

by Matt April 22, 2005

cut-balls

Question where whatever you will answer will be wrong.

Girlfriend: Matt,do you watch porn?
Matt: *thinks* "ok, if I say no, I'm a liar, if I say yes, I'm a pervert."

by Matt November 23, 2004

Pampy

Someone who gets owned all the time like mostly half breeds or just quar lookin kids

The Example of the perfect pampy is Mark Dlepiero Cause he is not white but a half breed who always gets owned

by Matt December 19, 2004