matt's definitions

Paintball

A game in which opposing teams use CO2 operated guns to propel a ball filled with paint at one another. When you are hit with the "paintball" you are considered "out of the game". This continues until the requiered objective is complete(usually capturing a flag or eliminating the entire opposing team).Special games of "Speedball" are often played where the players are in close proximity to each other, often using inflatable "bunkers" as thier only cover. The guns or "markers" as they are often referred to as, use CO2 or Nitro as a propellant for the shperical shaped projectile or "paintball". When fired at a high velocity, they are known to bruise or even break bare skin. This is why there is a common limit to how hard they can shoot usually around 300fps.

Now stop acting like little bitches arguing over whos better and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

by matt August 23, 2003

dirty santa

somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.

I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.

by Matt October 13, 2004

sitfuck

having sex while sitting down

Did you see that shit they were sitfucking while I was eating my sandwhich.

by Matt June 17, 2006

sgt.pumpass (sergeant pumpass)

1.One who acts stupid. 2. One who acts extremely homosexual.

Who's Sgt. pumpass over there? Shut up sgt.pumpass!

by matt November 4, 2003

Slezak

A prestigious surname with its roots from the Czech Republic

The Slezak family comes from high nobility and includes ingenious members.

by Matt November 24, 2003

shabala

Originating in the Ohio Farm Town of Mount Vernon a random individual refered to as "Shmonkle" coined the term "Shabala". It was random as hell but everyone agreed it totally kicked ass.

*yawn* Shabala.... shabala

by matt August 31, 2004

rocketsurgery

the most difficult task a human can ever perform.

Hurry the fuck up. This isn't rocketsurgery.

by matt April 27, 2003