matt's definitions

almy

lazy in bed; like when you are doing this chick and all she does is just lay there.

i brought this hot chick home last night, but she sucked in bed. She just almyed.

by matt July 21, 2003

Fuck tard

An idiot. A moron to the hightest degree of being a moron.

The kid who defined \m/ (><) \m/ is a fucktard

by matt August 11, 2004

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

Simear

When a girl sucks a guys dick and keeps the cum in her mouth then spits it at a guys face giving him a facial with his own cum

My girlfriend gave me a simear last night

by Matt December 30, 2003

Beefiliciousness

When something is really beefy, it has great Beefiliciousness.

When eating Chef Boyardee, one might yell, can you handle the Beefiliciousness

by Matt December 29, 2002

assfuck

1 stupid jack ass/ moron
2 inserting penis into anus
3 useless insault to put others down

hey you stupid assfuck, come here assfuck, fuck you assfuck

by matt July 8, 2004

steal

To punch someone

Yo son, that mofo be frontin. I'm gonna go steal him in his mouf.

Damn son, you just got stole in your dome.

by Matt August 13, 2003