matt's definitions

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

billionheir

A person set to inherit a fortune which will make them a billionaire.

He is a billionheir.

by Matt November 29, 2004

Mc Sausage

He is a little bitch and his my skanky hoe!

A little bitch called Charlie Arnolds that goes to Rossmoyne Senior high school

by Matt March 31, 2005

SoBe

The world's greatest gift to man

SoBe is the Shit

by Matt June 21, 2004

male ale

spunk, cum, jizz, a drink of

She'll be drinking my male ale tonight.

by Matt June 19, 2006

doing dudes

Euphamism for "homosexual beahvior". Intended to bring ridicule upon whoever it is said to.

Chris said he was leaving the party to file his taxes, so I said "Have fun doing dudes".

by Matt March 30, 2005

chotch

To exemplify the actions of Brett Sullivan

That kid is such a chotch! He reminds me of Brett.

by matt February 1, 2005