matt's definitions

woozer

a disrespectful muh-fucka thats disrespekkin it and need to be dropped quik, preferably is ya bone his mama

yo man yous a woozer!

by Matt February 16, 2004

trolla

holla + keep on truckin'

we'll trolla big balla

by Matt February 3, 2005

instashits

when one's feek becomes instantly liquid after consuming an overly spicy food product.

also known as hershey squirts.

Aww Man, I went to CiCi's and had some pizza and now I got the instashits.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Ass Packer

One who packs guys in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an Ass packer

by matt April 9, 2003

Metal

Slayer, Pantera, Sepultura

Slayer, Pantera, and Sepultura are sweet, but Derrick Green is a faggot in sepultura, max caverlera was better

by matt November 30, 2003

Paz Lenchantin

Hot bass player for APC and Zwan. Has a bald fetish.

by matt October 23, 2003

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003