matt's definitions

rocketsurgery

the most difficult task a human can ever perform.

Hurry the fuck up. This isn't rocketsurgery.

by matt April 27, 2003

shabala

Originating in the Ohio Farm Town of Mount Vernon a random individual refered to as "Shmonkle" coined the term "Shabala". It was random as hell but everyone agreed it totally kicked ass.

*yawn* Shabala.... shabala

by matt August 31, 2004

Pie Goddess

A female master of all things pie-related, whether it be the creation of, or consumption of pies.

"Nicole is an amazing blonde Pie Goddess"

by Matt December 9, 2003

Chevy

The only American made pickup truck with a heated tailgate *this way your friends' hands dont get cold when they push you in the snow*

"Wow mike look at those failures, they drive a chevy"
"yeah bob, i'm glad i dont have to push your FORD like that"

by Matt November 23, 2004

bent

Yo when you drunk as shit.

Lat night wen we got dose hos i was bent.

by Matt January 6, 2005

Debaser

Debaser o debaser.

Quincy : Can I lick your pee-pee?
Debaser: Clancey can handle it..

by matt November 17, 2003

Millimeter Mosnster

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.

No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.

by Matt May 17, 2004