matt's definitions

Quief

When you fuck a women, and she farts through her Vagina

Kevin Reeves quiefs daily

by matt July 16, 2003

covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.

I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed

by Matt July 18, 2003

almy

lazy in bed; like when you are doing this chick and all she does is just lay there.

i brought this hot chick home last night, but she sucked in bed. She just almyed.

by matt July 21, 2003

l;akj

the common mess-up of a retarded typer

by matt July 23, 2003

lederhosen

a tight fitting pants that cut off genitiles

by matt July 23, 2003

sphyncter slap

The slapping of a girls ass right after butt sex. Makes a sound much like snapping a rag on someone

As soon as i pulled out, i gave her a sphyncter slap

by Matt July 23, 2003

sexah

thats what my gf meaghan is..and toni is jealous cuz she says im gay for talking about meaghan so much..scroll down on that page..she's chocolate ahahahah

Meaghan is so damn freakin sexah!

by matt July 24, 2003