matt's definitions

West Yonkers

The western half of Yonkers. The divider is roughly I87 in the north and the Saw Mill in the south. Much different from East Yonkers.

I don't live in West Yonkers.

by Matt November 4, 2004

Uncle Fester

When a male takes a diarrea in a girls mouth and then the grl gives him a blowjob

oh man do i love the uncle fester

by matt October 23, 2003

stunt butt

A performer in a TV show or movie, who does 'ass-stunts', such as someone having their ass power-sanded by Leslie Nielsen.

Mr. Griffith's Stunt Butt - Chuck Le Fever

by matt October 22, 2003

The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Fido lick! Good Dog. Arf!

Also reffered to as the skippy

That black lab loves the canine special.

by Matt May 13, 2005

confuzlement

Being really confused. Usually involving an unclear subject.

"That was really confuzling..."

"That classes homework always leads to three things: Insomnia, frustration and confuzlement."

by Matt July 27, 2004

clutchin

A way to describe something as cool.

That sweater looks clutchin.

by Matt October 28, 2004

Hairybudda

Flaming Scottish Homo with a dick ring

You're getting as bad as hairybudda

by Matt March 28, 2003