matt's definitions

marul

To fall over oneself, often with no action to encourage the fall

"How'd he break his leg?"
"Oh, he maruled getting out of bed this morning"

by matt March 18, 2004

butt bump

A hit of cocaine administered anally. See also bump

Gimme a butt bump

by matt August 24, 2003

desperate

When you're horny or blue balling to the point where you'll fuck anyone.

Tom's so desperate that he'll have sex with a cow!

by Matt March 8, 2005

cockgnome

a small man that no one likes and is just a plain dickhead

Pano is such a fucking cockgnome, what a dumb cunt. i hate that little cockgnome so much

by Matt May 6, 2004

Got It Twisted

To be false or Incorrect

Mobb Deep : Y'all Niggaz got it twisted huh.

by Matt August 10, 2004

Riese

Big cock

Riese, wanna fuck?

by Matt October 14, 2003

Chevy

The only American made pickup truck with a heated tailgate *this way your friends' hands dont get cold when they push you in the snow*

"Wow mike look at those failures, they drive a chevy"
"yeah bob, i'm glad i dont have to push your FORD like that"

by Matt November 23, 2004