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ass hole

Where Gay people go to show there love.
1st gay man: Man i love u so much.
2nd gay man: Dont tell me tell my ass hole.
by Matt May 13, 2005
mugGet the ass holemug.

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.
by matt October 28, 2003
mugGet the jerkin the gerkinmug.

Keffer

A derogatory term used in Devon England for almost any one who isnt a Janner, mostly it has to be said of an asian or middle eastern origin.
That stupid Keffer stole broke into my house and stole my skunk
by Matt October 20, 2004
mugGet the Keffermug.

bum fuzzle

the act of receving head while taking a poop. (the proclaimed two best feelings in the world)
Dude, I totally got a bum fuzzle by Jill last night.
by matt November 6, 2004
mugGet the bum fuzzlemug.

Zong

A bong with its tube in the shape of a Z
by matt November 15, 2002
mugGet the Zongmug.

assfuck

1 stupid jack ass/ moron
2 inserting penis into anus
3 useless insault to put others down
hey you stupid assfuck, come here assfuck, fuck you assfuck
by matt July 8, 2004
mugGet the assfuckmug.

billionheir

A person set to inherit a fortune which will make them a billionaire.
He is a billionheir.
by Matt November 29, 2004
mugGet the billionheirmug.

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