matt's definitions
A game in which opposing teams use CO2 operated guns to propel a ball filled with paint at one another. When you are hit with the "paintball" you are considered "out of the game". This continues until the requiered objective is complete(usually capturing a flag or eliminating the entire opposing team).Special games of "Speedball" are often played where the players are in close proximity to each other, often using inflatable "bunkers" as thier only cover. The guns or "markers" as they are often referred to as, use CO2 or Nitro as a propellant for the shperical shaped projectile or "paintball". When fired at a high velocity, they are known to bruise or even break bare skin. This is why there is a common limit to how hard they can shoot usually around 300fps.
by matt August 23, 2003
Get the Paintballmug. having sex while sitting down
by Matt June 17, 2006
Get the sitfuckmug. somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.
by Matt October 13, 2004
Get the dirty santamug. by matt November 2, 2003
Get the awesomestmug. A situation in which a person is receiving verbal or nonverbal cues that seem to contradict each other, from another person. Typical reactions to this behavior are confusion, anger, and a willingness to cease communication with the person.
A friend tells you he wants to remain "just friends," and then proceeds to call you every day, text message you twice a day, and express how much he misses you on a regular basis.
by Matt April 9, 2005
Get the mixed messagesmug. <Socrates> I have sex with men for money.
<MichaelB> Redhat doesn't even release the source to their server!
<Matt> lool.
<MichaelB> Redhat doesn't even release the source to their server!
<Matt> lool.
by Matt March 24, 2003
Get the loolmug. by matt June 18, 2006
Get the blow blowmug.