matt's definitions

stunt butt

A performer in a TV show or movie, who does 'ass-stunts', such as someone having their ass power-sanded by Leslie Nielsen.

Mr. Griffith's Stunt Butt - Chuck Le Fever

by matt October 22, 2003

The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Fido lick! Good Dog. Arf!

Also reffered to as the skippy

That black lab loves the canine special.

by Matt May 13, 2005

confuzlement

Being really confused. Usually involving an unclear subject.

"That was really confuzling..."

"That classes homework always leads to three things: Insomnia, frustration and confuzlement."

by Matt July 27, 2004

Riese

Big cock

Riese, wanna fuck?

by Matt October 14, 2003

tokyo breakfast

An unaired TV pilot featuring a group of Japanese people who say 'nigga!' a lot.

The stock market is one crazy nigga, nigga!

by matt February 3, 2004

Koby

A man who tosses salad.

That guy is such a koby.

by Matt December 21, 2004

marul

To fall over oneself, often with no action to encourage the fall

"How'd he break his leg?"
"Oh, he maruled getting out of bed this morning"

by matt March 18, 2004