matt's definitions

blinkage

how much a person blinks. High blinkage- blinks a lot. Low blinkage- blinks very little.

Nic, a freak, had no blinkage.

by Matt July 5, 2003

mechaphiliac

Someone who derives pleasure from sexual acts with mechanical objects. Such as robots and VHS players.

It looks like Matt gave this VHS player a mexican avalanche. What a mechaphiliac!

by Matt July 7, 2003

surfingsuicune

Guy who hangs around; drunk; wanderer; person who scares you in general; lover of TMTH.

surfingsuicune::bastardized english. (n). See above definitions.

by Matt July 8, 2003

4:20

Time for pot

It's 420, grab my bong jonathon jim jack joe

by Matt July 8, 2003

banner ads

Normally small, long animated pictures used on websites by advertisers to catch the attention of surfers to bring in traffic(hits, visits) to their website.

That banner ad was about gay male porn.

by matt July 9, 2003

dwofa

a scally sayin do you want a fight

dwofa! yar mate! im hard

by matt July 13, 2003

Quief

When you fuck a women, and she farts through her vagina

Kevin Reeves quiefs daily

by matt July 16, 2003