matt's definitions

ass hole

Where Gay people go to show there love.

1st gay man: Man i love u so much.
2nd gay man: Dont tell me tell my ass hole.

by Matt May 13, 2005

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

Keffer

A derogatory term used in Devon England for almost any one who isnt a Janner, mostly it has to be said of an asian or middle eastern origin.

That stupid Keffer stole broke into my house and stole my skunk

by Matt October 20, 2004

bum fuzzle

the act of receving head while taking a poop. (the proclaimed two best feelings in the world)

Dude, I totally got a bum fuzzle by Jill last night.

by matt November 6, 2004

Zong

A bong with its tube in the shape of a Z

Thats a phatty zong dude

by matt November 15, 2002

assfuck

1 stupid jack ass/ moron
2 inserting penis into anus
3 useless insault to put others down

hey you stupid assfuck, come here assfuck, fuck you assfuck

by matt July 8, 2004

billionheir

A person set to inherit a fortune which will make them a billionaire.

He is a billionheir.

by Matt November 29, 2004