mat's definitions

bleng

An item of jewlry that is fake, for example not real gold or silver....

Or i could just be making the word up...

Hay, He aint got bling he got bleng!

by mat October 15, 2004

ultimaeo

A game where you choose which mum you would like to "do" out of the people you play against

remember when we played ultimaeo last night?! everyone picked your milf mum

by Mat October 20, 2004

sadgasm

1: an ejaculation achived after meaningless sex lacking that feel good afterglow.

2: a sudden burst of depression.

3: a band from an epsoide of the simpsons.

4: achieving an orgasm while sad or depressed.

When i listen to to much pop music i have a sadgasm.

by Mat May 17, 2008

muho

when i know katie thinks its real.

that muho good.

by mat May 2, 2004

kroger

a forced labor camp in which poor people are forced to complete useless tasks at the beckoning of five bazillion bosses each having they're own stupid idosynchrocies.

"hey man wutz up? Jus goin to work. Where? Kro-er..hell."

by mat April 1, 2003

kool-aid

The flow you have trying to bag an easy lay, or your flow in any general situation.

"Don't fuck up my kool-aid"

by Mat March 18, 2005

¢¨ú

On some Operating Systems this shows up as a heart.

I ¢¾ my momma

by Mat July 1, 2004