mat's definitions

spoony

A colorful species of waterfowl (duck) considered less desirable by hunters. Sometimes refered to as, "Portuguse broad billed flying technocolor rat".

Slow day at the blind so we shot a pair of spooneys then got drunk

by Mat May 13, 2005

muselman

A condemned prisoner of a Nazi death camp in World War II. Deemed unfit to work, women, young children, and old men were sent to be executed and burned. You didn't want to be a muselman.

The old man who broke his arm was selected by an SS doctor to be a muselman.

by mat November 3, 2004

Mo Fo

Simple word to identify Tommy. A Tommy at work needs to be identified as a mo fo.

Die Mo Fo. Tommy is such a Mo Fo. I just can't believ how Mo Fo you are today.

by Mat July 7, 2004

skateboard

it's this awesome board with wheels connected to it... the best invention ever... if i didn't waste all my energy skating today i'd be out skating right now... fuck all those poseurs who think that skateboarding is easy or those dickheads that hate skating... you guys are teh suxx0r

skateboards are the coolest... i can almost hurricane (FS 180 fakie feeble) and tailslide

by mat July 2, 2004

los tres pantalones

hip-hoppin fresh mexican posse

:i wish i was a los tres pantalones

by mat April 22, 2005

singlet

The (mostly) Australian term for wife beater as it is commonly reffered to in the USA. Basicly a cotton skin tight tank top for men, more commonly used as a form of under wear.

Bloody Hell I spilled the Bundi on me last good singlet!

by Mat July 1, 2004

fireflowers

Slang for hallucinogenic mushrooms

Me and Reggie had some intense mind-expanding conversations on fireflowers last weekend.

by Mat February 28, 2004