mat's definitions

pasty

A friggen retard. One who is most likely dumb, and scrawny.

Pasty. He is scrawny, and friggen retarded.

by Mat April 1, 2003

cock

penis over 7 inches in length and 3 inches around.

i said i need some cock not wennier.

by Mat July 30, 2004

dixie ray

Big Slut, that goes to school in hartshorne oklahoma.

Dixie ray is a big bitch

by mat March 1, 2005

capsworthy

Something so amazing it is worthy of being typed in capital letters.

HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY is so capsworthy!

by Mat April 24, 2005

nig nog

nig nog is a seasonal beverage that consists of 2 parts egg nog, and 3 parts schlitz malt liquor.

"damn nickel, your breath smell like nig nog!"

by mat November 14, 2004

Opinion

an opinion is like an arsehole. everyone has one and as much as you "proper" skaters or "proper" rockers like to thinkt otherwise everyone is entitled to get theres across. if someone wants claim they are something then let them. if someone wants to rip something off then let them. they'll realise eventually. if someone is new to the scene of what you do then help them not fucking criticise them because they do things that others do just because no one else will help them.

"I Think Therefore I Am" - Renê Dêscartes

by Mat April 22, 2004

spoony

A colorful species of waterfowl (duck) considered less desirable by hunters. Sometimes refered to as, "Portuguse broad billed flying technocolor rat".

Slow day at the blind so we shot a pair of spooneys then got drunk

by Mat May 13, 2005