mat's definitions

pasty

A friggen retard. One who is most likely dumb, and scrawny.

Pasty. He is scrawny, and friggen retarded.

by Mat April 1, 2003

curvage

one whos penis curves when erect

i have bad curvage in my cock

by mat April 11, 2005

capsworthy

Something so amazing it is worthy of being typed in capital letters.

HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY is so capsworthy!

by Mat April 24, 2005

nig nog

nig nog is a seasonal beverage that consists of 2 parts egg nog, and 3 parts schlitz malt liquor.

"damn nickel, your breath smell like nig nog!"

by mat November 14, 2004

Opinion

an opinion is like an arsehole. everyone has one and as much as you "proper" skaters or "proper" rockers like to thinkt otherwise everyone is entitled to get theres across. if someone wants claim they are something then let them. if someone wants to rip something off then let them. they'll realise eventually. if someone is new to the scene of what you do then help them not fucking criticise them because they do things that others do just because no one else will help them.

"I Think Therefore I Am" - Renê Dêscartes

by Mat April 22, 2004

free porn

a mans best friend

"man the site has free porn"

by mat February 13, 2004

ignorance

The state that anyone who looks down on another country, race, sex or human being lives in.

"Americans are all fat, stupid and arrogant."
"English people have bad teeh and we saved them in WW2!"
"I hate chinese people."

by Mat November 9, 2003