mat's definitions

fuzzy

The state of being during a comedown from takin way too much illegal substances the night previous.

conversation between 2pillheads the next day

person1---get the kettle on ya radge
person2---fuck off, ahm feelin too fuzzy to do fuck all.

by mat April 5, 2004

heirloom vegetables

wanna be gang slang for my passed on valubles or money.

hey G when my pops croked he passed me his heirloom vegetables.

by Mat August 1, 2004

880991

This number when multiplied by the speed of sound, is the speed of light; aka mach 880991 (the speed of light).

When you see something it's not exactly how it looked when you saw it because the light has to travel to your eyes, and it does so at mach 880991, fast, but not instant.

by Mat May 30, 2005

muselman

A condemned prisoner of a Nazi death camp in World War II. Deemed unfit to work, women, young children, and old men were sent to be executed and burned. You didn't want to be a muselman.

The old man who broke his arm was selected by an SS doctor to be a muselman.

by mat November 3, 2004

skateboard

it's this awesome board with wheels connected to it... the best invention ever... if i didn't waste all my energy skating today i'd be out skating right now... fuck all those poseurs who think that skateboarding is easy or those dickheads that hate skating... you guys are teh suxx0r

skateboards are the coolest... i can almost hurricane (FS 180 fakie feeble) and tailslide

by mat July 2, 2004

muho

when i know katie thinks its real.

that muho good.

by mat May 2, 2004

kool-aid

The flow you have trying to bag an easy lay, or your flow in any general situation.

"Don't fuck up my kool-aid"

by Mat March 18, 2005