23 definitions by marblecakealsothegame13
by marblecakealsothegame13 November 2, 2018
by marblecakealsothegame13 February 9, 2020
by marblecakealsothegame13 February 27, 2019
by marblecakealsothegame13 October 1, 2018
the act of eating 50 eggs, then doing 100 pushups immediately after. vomiting disqualifies you.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.
Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 6, 2018
when someone in a given group of people (typically an office, or workplace environment) is the hottest within the group, but is objectively ugly.
one might be tricked into dating said person because the other people in the environment are uglier by comparison.
one might be tricked into dating said person because the other people in the environment are uglier by comparison.
Tony: "Dude, don't date Melissa, she's only office hot."
Steve: "Thanks man. Didn't realize at first, but she's definitely a 4."
Steve: "Thanks man. Didn't realize at first, but she's definitely a 4."
by marblecakealsothegame13 August 23, 2021
a particularly foul-smelling fart that feels three times heavier than air, smells like propane and milk, and usually occurs in five-minute intervals. a direct byproduct of eating/drinking too much raw protein, milk, or eggs.
also known as a "protein stain".
also known as a "protein stain".
Dave: "John needs to quit eating 30 eggs a day, his last milk wheeze made me vomit despite me being three rooms away."
John: "Tell me about it."
John: "Tell me about it."
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 6, 2018