23 definitions by marblecakealsothegame13

ghandi bod

the opposite of a dad bod. when you're naturally extremely skinny, to the point where your bones are visible through your skin, and you have no muscle built on you.
not to be confused with anorexic or starving bods.

"Man dude, I've gotta drink more milk than ever, this ghandi bod is the worst."

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 5, 2018

cooked smug

to be cooked medium-rare. a well-known phrase in backwoods waffle house locations in the southern US.

Pauline: "Order up, Table 7 wants their steak cooked smug!"
Chef: "An aristocrat, are they?"

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 13, 2018

carving the bowl

when you piss aiming at the side of the inner toilet bowl - above the water - as to avoid making a sound.

Socially awkward? Carving the bowl should do the trick in public!

by marblecakealsothegame13 May 13, 2019

vinegars

A racial slur for the Vietnamese. A phonetic portmanteau of "Vietnamese" and "Niggers".

"Damn vinegars taking our jobs. They cost twice as much as the Chinese, too!"

by marblecakealsothegame13 June 20, 2019

knuckle children

semen

"I jacked off in my hand and made a fistful of knuckle children"

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 28, 2020

American Bidet

when you take a sizable shit, and the water splashes your ass so you don't have to wipe.

Jennifer: Rimming Michael has been so much better since he got an American Bidet installed!

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 4, 2018

waffle house mustache

a medium-thin, very soft but gristly-looking mustache. like your stereotypical 80s muscle hero stache, but cheaper looking. usually seen worn on meth-addict truckers at Waffle House at 3 AM.

"That's a damn fine waffle house mustache."

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 28, 2018