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Someone who is defined as hot, but only because of the lack of options enforced by your place of work.

Being stuck in work tends to add 2 or 3 points in the "out of ten" rating system.
Cheryl is looking office hot today. If she was in the street I probably wouldn't look twice tho.
office hot by Paul Alford October 3, 2007
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office hot

that generic plain looking girl/guy at your office that is only attractive because everyone else there is ugly
JIm: So what do you think of her?
Ben: the new girl julie is only office hot. she's like a 7 at the office but really a 4 at most outside.
office hot by theRetentacling February 8, 2017

office hot

Some who is: Office Hot, is a women, usually in the workplace like an office. She gains a few extra points out of 10 in her hotness rating, this is because she does not have much competition from other women in the office when judging her attractiveness.
Any hot women where you work? Or are they just office hot?

I had a wank over this girl in work. I've just seen her down the supermarket and I now feel disgusted with myself.
office hot by Pizza Man 26 May 22, 2018

office hot

when someone in a given group of people (typically an office, or workplace environment) is the hottest within the group, but is objectively ugly.

one might be tricked into dating said person because the other people in the environment are uglier by comparison.
Tony: "Dude, don't date Melissa, she's only office hot."
Steve: "Thanks man. Didn't realize at first, but she's definitely a 4."

Office Hot

'Office Hot' can be used to describe someone who would usually be just okay or 'mid' in terms of their looks, but after being exposed to them for a long period of time they appear to be more attractive. For instance, a girl that works in the office would normally never get any second looks, but since you're with them for a long period of time they slowly become more desirable.
Ted: "Hey man, I sorta have a thing for Ashley. I'm thinking about asking her out."

Josh: "You're gonna regret that, dude. She's your coworker, she's just Office Hot."
Office Hot by Absurd_Alfred August 8, 2023

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026