An act, typically by extremely extroverted social climbers that involves the filling of a void in their social lives and/or social circle with a person(s).
**In most cases this requires the replacement (whether it be temporary or permanent) to emulate at least 3 core traits of the original spot-holder.
**In most cases this requires the replacement (whether it be temporary or permanent) to emulate at least 3 core traits of the original spot-holder.
Socialite #1
"so I heard through the grapevine Jenna is hanging out with that Skylar chick now that her and Kelly had a falling out...whats up with that...she said she hated her and thought she was fake bitch...?"
Socialite #2
"well, you know how it is...social outsourcing: For those times you and your bffs (see: best friend for show) break up and you need someone to fill the void--post haste
and for very cheap!"
"..also she likes the same pretentious indie/dance bands, and is a superficial fashion obsessed bitch too...go figure. They should've been besties from the start"
Socialite #1
"yeah..well...we hate people who remind us of ourselves."
Socialite #2
"true indeed, mate...but it's mostly self-loathing F'kin hipsters. *swigs from a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon*"
Socialite #1
"rightly said. btw....aren't we american?"
"so I heard through the grapevine Jenna is hanging out with that Skylar chick now that her and Kelly had a falling out...whats up with that...she said she hated her and thought she was fake bitch...?"
Socialite #2
"well, you know how it is...social outsourcing: For those times you and your bffs (see: best friend for show) break up and you need someone to fill the void--post haste
and for very cheap!"
"..also she likes the same pretentious indie/dance bands, and is a superficial fashion obsessed bitch too...go figure. They should've been besties from the start"
Socialite #1
"yeah..well...we hate people who remind us of ourselves."
Socialite #2
"true indeed, mate...but it's mostly self-loathing F'kin hipsters. *swigs from a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon*"
Socialite #1
"rightly said. btw....aren't we american?"
by madaoxsama February 12, 2010
Get the Social Outsourcing mug.1. A virginal, or sexually fastidious person
2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.
3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.
b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.
c) Alone.
4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.
2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.
3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.
b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.
c) Alone.
4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.
person 1: So, I was talking to Liz today and I told her that sometimes I kiss my girlfriend during or after a getting head and she was cringed and was like "eww. thats gross"
person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.
person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.
by MADAOXSAMA September 07, 2009
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1. relating to eradicating or diminishing a large quantity of things
2. to go on a tirade of threatening and menacing
can be used as a verb or ad-verb
1. relating to eradicating or diminishing a large quantity of things
2. to go on a tirade of threatening and menacing
can be used as a verb or ad-verb
guy 1: hey guy 2, I heard about that prank the guys did on you...you ok?
guy 2: no...guy 1, I'm not. I'm going to hitler those sonsabitchs.
girl 1: wow...I feel like such a pig.
girl 2: what'd you do?
girl 1: I totally hitlered that whole box of oreos I got earlier. <groan> now I'm paying for it.
guy 2: no...guy 1, I'm not. I'm going to hitler those sonsabitchs.
girl 1: wow...I feel like such a pig.
girl 2: what'd you do?
girl 1: I totally hitlered that whole box of oreos I got earlier. <groan> now I'm paying for it.
by MadaoxSama September 26, 2009
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*better known as Anime to their fans.
*better known as Anime to their fans.
I'm so happy ^___^;
I'm so sad .___.
I'm tired as f*ck x___x
"that guy's gotta be one of those animu freaks..."
"why do you say that?"
"he uses those animoticons in chat.."
"yeah..so...?"
"well I'm a jerk and a self-loathing closet geek of different stuff so I have to point that out."
"gotcha."
I'm so sad .___.
I'm tired as f*ck x___x
"that guy's gotta be one of those animu freaks..."
"why do you say that?"
"he uses those animoticons in chat.."
"yeah..so...?"
"well I'm a jerk and a self-loathing closet geek of different stuff so I have to point that out."
"gotcha."
by madaoxsama March 14, 2010
Get the Animoticon mug.1.) A dismal truth often laced by melodrama
2.) A immature/bitter/ not-thought-about-before-spoken, utterance, typically by someone who possibly should have been an abortion (for them and the world's sake).
3.) a hyperbolized fortune telling done by a pallid, black donning, fukko who claims to know the future
2.) A immature/bitter/ not-thought-about-before-spoken, utterance, typically by someone who possibly should have been an abortion (for them and the world's sake).
3.) a hyperbolized fortune telling done by a pallid, black donning, fukko who claims to know the future
lame person: life has no meaning...its so...abysmal
person whose life sucks but still tries: it sucks...in intervals...the meaning is to just find some..find what makes you happy and shit..
lame person: you find your purpose...but then what? thats temporary....
person whose life sucks but still tries: eh....well thats a Cold, Goth Truth...<mumbles underbreath> kill yourself.
lame person: huh? what'd you say?
person...: huh? what?
person whose life sucks but still tries: it sucks...in intervals...the meaning is to just find some..find what makes you happy and shit..
lame person: you find your purpose...but then what? thats temporary....
person whose life sucks but still tries: eh....well thats a Cold, Goth Truth...<mumbles underbreath> kill yourself.
lame person: huh? what'd you say?
person...: huh? what?
by MadaoxSama September 30, 2009
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guy 2: eh..no. only tiny peckered fools "fap" I was Slappin' the bass.
guy 1: touche.
guy 2: eh..no. only tiny peckered fools "fap" I was Slappin' the bass.
guy 1: touche.
by MadaoxSama September 30, 2009
Get the Slappin' the bass mug.When the world is forced to move their clocks forward an hour, for a generally unknown reason. Mostly, to piss off people who value sleep and not being at work or school.
"ugh...I gotta turn my alarm clock forward..god damn daylight saving time..."
"I know! it's more like Daylight's raping time, for real, for real."
"word."
"I know! it's more like Daylight's raping time, for real, for real."
"word."
by Madaoxsama March 14, 2010
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