when a person who wears corrective lenses or glasses is -not- wearing them and is drunk and people become drastically more attractive and even look like wholly different people altogether.
guy 2: with insert name of mildly unattractive person...I couldn't believe it either.
guy 1: I knew I should've put on my glasses after I took my contacts off at our party...he must've went through the transformation chamber. I though I got laid by some chick who looked like Liv Tyler...
guy 2: hah...if only. you know, they say vanity is a killer.