7 definitions by m-fun

An assurance, guarantee or promise that is only good for a period; it cannot be relied upon 100% because the guarantor will renege on their promise(s) in the face of severe trials (or heat).
Ray: But, he assured me he won't tell on me. That's why I'm shocked he did!

Jay: Wise up dude, that was obviously just a Cohen assurance!
by m-fun February 11, 2019
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To send or transfer money to someone electronically using Zelle or any other electronic funds transfer method.
Alex: Hey Fun, can you spot me twenty bucks please? I"ll zelle it to you immediately. I just need the physical cash.
Fun: Sure, here.
by m-fun May 10, 2019
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1. A period of extreme uncertainty characterized by global public unrest and demonstrations, hyper-partisan acrimony, a health pandemic, economic doldrums, social and cultural upheavals, general unrest, and fear about the future.

2. A period when everyday activities are locked-down, when people must stay six feet away from others (social-distancing), and when the wearing of face masks becomes the norm.
by m-fun July 4, 2020
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1. The moment when a mind-altering substance begins to act in one's system.

2. The onset of the effect(s) of a mind-altering substance after its inhalation, ingestion or injection.
Dude, you'll definitely take-off before you finish smoking that giant blunt.
by m-fun December 15, 2019
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An applause that is actually sarcastic.
Pelosi clap
Hey John, was that a genuine applause or a Pelosi applause?
by m-fun February 7, 2019
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A long-winded self-aggrandizing statement/speech that has no basis in truth, facts or reality, presented to a friendly crowd or docile captive audience, in place of a prepared statement/speech. Such statements/speeches are usually characterized by exaggerations, half-truths or outright lies, and the hauling of insults at perceived enemies or opponents of the speaker.
Pal: Is he reading from his prepared statement?
Fun: No, he's trumping! He abandoned the prepared statement after two minutes!!
by m-fun October 30, 2019
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1. When someone gets hit with a milkshake thrown at them by a protester or several protesters.

2. When someone becomes drenched in milkshake thrown at them by (a) protester(s).
Brexit Leader Nigel Farage just got milkshaked by Paul Crowther!
by m-fun May 20, 2019
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