luke's definitions

Glazed Over

When a male ejaculates all over someones face and his sperm covers the face of the recipent. Their face then looks like a glazed donut because of the males sperm.

Last night man, I jizzed all over Alana's face so bad...I glazeed her over.

by Luke August 7, 2003

tooth it

v. comes from the abbreviation of bluetoothand is the action of sending a file to a nearby device. Anything can be toothed to you when you turn your bluetooth on when on the train

bill: hey dave you have that vid of john being happy slapped?
dave: yeah its well lol
Bill: tooth it me then!

by luke November 5, 2006

sgtp

slap, grab, twist, and pull - how to prevent yourself from being raped by a man

caitlin tried to slap, grab, twist, and pull my genitals, but I punched her in the neck.

by Luke April 21, 2004

festy

"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.

Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.

by Luke January 8, 2005

emems

emems is so gorgeous and cute and aw, she makes u happy when u look at her :)

emems is a cute pom she looks very purdy today!

by luke July 11, 2004

froody

Cool. From The Hitch Hikers series, when Zaphod describes something as "cool and froody".

"how froody is that new gizmo?"

by Luke October 10, 2003

bel-schplork

To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.

She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005