luke's definitions

I like you for who you are

Roughly translated, it means "you're a skanky bitch, but I desperately need to get laid so I'm not fussy".

"All you want to do is get laid."
"How could you say that? I like you for who you are."

by Luke May 28, 2004

The Troise

The act of inserting ones erectness aka. Dong, into a bitches ass immidiatly after learning their name.

Luke and Tom were surprised to find their roomate giving the Troise to a blind women, 5 minutes after he met her. They sat and watched the butt pounding.

by luke February 17, 2005

guntar

a person who is a pussy, or a poseur

"that guntar wont hit any jumps"
"look at that guntar try to skate"

by luke December 2, 2003

bootay

Arse, Hinie, Bottom

Cmon' n shake that BBBBoOOOTAaaY

by luke October 18, 2001

cunjeondell

cunjeondell: To smell faintly of a baby having it's diper/nappy changed.

NB: can not actually be applied to a baby having it's diper changed. It is used to express a smell resembling that of a baby having it's diper changed, but actually isn't so.

you walk into a urinal, and you smell something that reminds you of a baby having it's diper changed. But there are no incontonent infants close by because you're in a night club.

by Luke July 28, 2004

Brutal

Adjective describing something which was or is exciting, good, bad or really hurt.
Also can be used to describe magnitude.

You just got fully brudalized! (when someone accidentally drops some of their sandwich)
Oh brutal! (when someone pegs a ball at you really fast)
'Brutally tons' means 'a lot'

by Luke October 15, 2003

rise n shine

the act of recieving a rodeo like ride from a female immediatly following getting wokin up.

Bartoe recieved a rise n shine from a 300 pound fat girl with one leg, and he loved every second of it. Over and Over he got rise n shines. `1

by luke February 16, 2005