luke's definitions

gonk

A person who is stupid. A general insult.

"Oh, you gonk"!

by Luke July 12, 2003

wumpus

A large expanding butthole. One may have a wumpus after taking it up the butt or taking a catastrophic dump.

After I pulled my dick out of Jane's butthole, she had an enormous wumpus.

by Luke April 22, 2006

rise n shine

the act of recieving a rodeo like ride from a female immediatly following getting wokin up.

Bartoe recieved a rise n shine from a 300 pound fat girl with one leg, and he loved every second of it. Over and Over he got rise n shines. `1

by luke February 16, 2005

prognostification

Having the skills to prognostificate. See heterosexual

Dude that guy is lacking serious prognification skills.

by Luke December 17, 2004

byrnzie

The ultimate protector of purple bunnies!
"I can shoot aliens, but being an alien is just damn confusing...poor little ugly dogs"

A byrnzie needs an example?

by Luke January 16, 2004

holy freakin muffins

Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.

See also: no fucking way

Holy Freakin Muffins, Ryan's Here!

by Luke December 26, 2004

strokin it

being inthe zone

Man, luke is strokin it!

by luke March 12, 2003