luke's definitions

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.

I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.

by Luke January 12, 2005

Heds

Hostile youths, gang members.

"Let's go down grove bruv."
"Nah, there's bare heds, well get jacked."

by Luke November 12, 2004

marnus

Exceptionally awesome; chill.

Dude, Luke is more marnus than Paul.

by Luke January 17, 2005

TMK

Total Mortal Kombat, The Greatest Mortal Kombat website on the Internet.

Have you seen the latest news on TMK Lately?

by Luke August 7, 2004

Wenis

Essentially, a cross between weiner and penis.

The typical Dashboard Confessional fan is a wenis.

by Luke February 26, 2004

bling bling

n bling blinging 1: extravagant possessions esp jewelry adj 2: lavish and exorbitant lifestyle

<Look at the ~ he's got on his finger>
<As the limousine arrives, the awaiting passengers think to themselves—We'll be ~ today.>

by Luke December 19, 2003

invertimagate

To invertimagate; a typo for Investigate

========== says:
time to invertimagate
========== says:
investigate
########## says:
XD invertimagate?!

Typo'd

by Luke January 31, 2005