193 definitions by luke

Sportscar Asshole Syndrome
Usually observed in crowded urban areas by middle-aged owners of entry-level or low trim sportscars (BMW Z4, Mercedes slk cars, low-end ferraris Mondial, dino, barchetta, modena, or older cars which once had value, like worthless 70's and 80's supercars). They needlessly rev their engine, also revving in leu of horn. They drive with the top down at all hours of the day and night, insist on parking their own car at the vallet, and take up two parking places while doing so. They try to race everyone, including cars of much higher trim levels (dash of rice), and usually travel with a mediocre looking girl who is 20 years younger.
That guy has SAS. It's drizzling out, and he's got his top down blasting KISS FM as if it were july is Assholeville.
by Luke October 25, 2004
A game of kicking your opponents balls to settle a dispute between two men.
My roomate Dean and I were arguing about who was supposed to do the dishes, I kicked him once and now he asks to do my dishes for me.
by luke December 03, 2003
A dull piece of literature, oddly considered a classic. Flat characters with no real developement. The floor plan for what is now, and what was always intended to be, a franchise of epic proportions. Christians think it's evil.
Only soccer players, kids the ages of 8-14, and people who don't know fine literature read harry Potter.

I think it's great that little Satanist have something to read and learn about or dark lord, satan!
by Luke July 20, 2004
A person who spends a lot of time visiting with and making ever-more friends and acquaintances. The socialite and his/her friends tend to be from "high society" and therefore usually have lots of money and an appreciation for forms of "high culture" such as the fine arts.
Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast At Tiffany's plays a socialite because she goes to parties in rich and famous people's apartments every night.
by Luke August 27, 2004
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