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cumcube

When you jizz in a icecube tray and put the icecubes in somones drink.
I stole Kyle's drink and put my cumcubes in it.
by Luke March 25, 2004
mugGet the cumcubemug.

cock wagon

A chick who rides so quite the bit of peepee.
Holy shit, the cock wagon has labias to her fuckin knees!
by Luke July 25, 2006
mugGet the cock wagonmug.

jak

"Listen to me, ya jak!"
by Luke January 12, 2003
mugGet the jakmug.

no fucking way

Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.

Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.

See also: Holy Freakin Muffins
No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?
by Luke December 26, 2004
mugGet the no fucking waymug.

unsf

a secret orginazation and if you say "o I've never heard of them" well thats because there secret dumb ass!

Ps chance are by the time you read this they've killed me AND YOUR NEXT watch your back there every were, all five of them!
damn them unsf boys are crazy i wish i could join unsf but I'm not cool enough
by luke August 5, 2004
mugGet the unsfmug.

cock loft

where your cock lives, your pants or your hands(sucks to be you)
my penis feels secure in its home, its cock loft
by luke January 18, 2004
mugGet the cock loftmug.

WWJD

What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar.
by Luke January 30, 2003
mugGet the WWJDmug.

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