luke's definitions

Curriculum Vitae

What the abbreviation "CV" stands for: A record of your previous experiences and qualifications.

Please send in your Curriculum Vitae to this address:

by Luke May 10, 2005

WWJD

The first 4 letters in WWJDFAKB.

What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar.

by Luke January 30, 2003

commoners

the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.

"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."

by Luke December 1, 2004

scrill

slang term for money

bitch i rolled my 4,5,6, now gimme my scrill

by luke March 26, 2003

jak

A stupid or ignorant person.

"Listen to me, ya jak!"

by Luke January 12, 2003

DSM Racing

DSM Racing is derived from the word badass.

Definition: To own everyone and everything

You try so hard to be DSM Racing, but there's only one.

by Luke April 10, 2004

elliot smith

Um anyone who wrote a definition is a fuckign idiot because Eliot smith is not a real person. However Elliott Smith is the best artist of our time. You can also call him Steve Smith if u want to get technical

IT'S ELLIOTT SMITH not Elliot Smith

by Luke January 10, 2005