luke's definitions

George W. Bush

president of the united states. Likes to pick on brown people, cuz he thinks they are terrorists. did he know that the biggest terrorist organizations is whte? it's called the IRA dumbass. Not to mention He has no clue what the 4th ammendment is, patriot act what?!?! Sucks at the economy, hey lets piss away more money into another war and give al;l the rich peoplesom money back. total moron, I could go on for hours but you'll prolly get bored

Fucking bush is at it again!

by Luke January 23, 2004

Metallurgist

The reincarnation of a gay person. A metallurgist is given a second chance at life to be a straight man, and is often facing a need to touch another mans penis.

"Hey dude, are you gay?"

"Well, I was - now im Metallurgist"

by Luke February 19, 2004

trivia time

Pom Pom's dog.

Pom Pom fed Trivia Time.

by Luke July 24, 2003

whoa transvestite

Originally found in tv show 'The Family Guy,' now used by students everywhere to ensue outrage in teachers and principals the world over.

Hello class, My name's Mr. Bates, and I'll be taking youyr class today.

"Whoa, Transvestite!"

by Luke December 26, 2004

elliot smith

Um anyone who wrote a definition is a fuckign idiot because Eliot smith is not a real person. However Elliott Smith is the best artist of our time. You can also call him Steve Smith if u want to get technical

IT'S ELLIOTT SMITH not Elliot Smith

by Luke January 10, 2005

scrill

slang term for money

bitch i rolled my 4,5,6, now gimme my scrill

by luke March 26, 2003

no fucking way

Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.

Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.

See also: Holy Freakin Muffins

No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?

by Luke December 26, 2004