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WWJD

What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar.
by Luke January 30, 2003
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commoners

the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.
"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."
by Luke December 1, 2004
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futurama

Set in the future, where robots humans and aliens live together.
Benders Most used words:
1.Ass
2.Dafodile
3.shiny
4.my
5.bite
6.pimpmobile
7.chump
8.chumpette
by Luke April 24, 2005
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spliff

a cigarette comprising of a mixture of tobacco from a pouch or straight and the ganja of your choice. This is then rolled preferably in a king sized lightweight slim Rizla with roach.
sensi is weed, and weed is ganja man.
ganja my weed, and weed is marajuana.
by luke February 1, 2004
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Zoot

gimme a lit 2 bun dis zoot blud!
by luke December 5, 2003
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balla

One who plays ball like no other.
WOW, Luke is such a balla!
Luke is a balla like no other.
Unlike Dane, Luke is a true balla.
by luke March 12, 2003
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the faller

the act of eattin a girls snatch then comming up with red pubic hair all over your mouth.
After a long hard day at work the only thing at the house to eat was pussy, so i got the faller.
by luke February 17, 2005
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