luke's definitions

murder dolls

best band in the world and r best freainds with luke grinstead

people hate me

by LUKE August 27, 2003

fuck mama

1. either your girl friend or woman you fuck for fun
2. or a milf, a mother i would love to fuck.

no, we're not goin out, shes just my fuck mama

by luke January 18, 2004

bel-schplork

To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.

She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005

9th base

to get pummelled up the bunghole by a random stranger

omgomg i got to 9th base last night with a welshman

by luke August 9, 2004

domepiece

Could be used also as a verb; to devour quickly.

1) "So after I domepieced that corn whisky, I pulled a Ron Burgundy and ate the cat poo?"
2) "Dude, I have never seen anyone domepiece a fat chicks vag-cheese like you.!"

by Luke March 3, 2005

festy

"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.

Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.

by Luke January 8, 2005

emems

emems is so gorgeous and cute and aw, she makes u happy when u look at her :)

emems is a cute pom she looks very purdy today!

by luke July 11, 2004