luke's definitions

WWJD

The first 4 letters in WWJDFAKB.

What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar.

by Luke January 30, 2003

cock loft

where your cock lives, your pants or your hands(sucks to be you)

my penis feels secure in its home, its cock loft

by luke January 18, 2004

socialite

A person who spends a lot of time visiting with and making ever-more friends and acquaintances. The socialite and his/her friends tend to be from "high society" and therefore usually have lots of money and an appreciation for forms of "high culture" such as the fine arts.

Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast At Tiffany's plays a socialite because she goes to parties in rich and famous people's apartments every night.

by Luke August 27, 2004

lagmaster

A person who lags so much that their computer/ laptop can't play deus ex, and people cant play games with him/her online because of slowness

stewy from the reject school

by luke April 8, 2005

gay as a window

Originating from the comedy show Brass Eye, 'as a window' is used to describe a characteristic in an individual that is obvious and others can see-through that person's best efforts to hide it.

"You described Steve as dangerously gay.", "Yes, he's totally gay. Steve is as gay as a window."

by Luke July 11, 2004

Prowess

Skill. elite, The Best of the Best.

His prowess on the playing feild surpassed all others.

by Luke May 14, 2003

portafuck

when you bang in a portajon

Luke asked Erin if she wanted to portafuck at the golf course.

by Luke March 25, 2004