luke's definitions

bel-schplork

To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.

She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005

BO! jangles

The Name "Bo-Jangles" the actule pub was used in the great Australian movie "CHOPPER"

Chopper or Uncle Chop Chop, shot the fela point-blank in the head. He just stood there and coped it sweet!

by Luke January 14, 2005

female ejaculation

During orgasm all of the fluid emitted from a woman's urethra is ejaculate. Thought it may feel like your urinating, it's just the sensation the uteris gives you as it contracts and relaxes during orgasm. The best thing to do whilst having sex or oral is for the woman to relax, and at the point of Orgasm to not hold back, but to relax. Do keep a couple of towels near by because your female friend could be a bit more than a pussy cat, and have you swimming in gods juices. Hint: Your right i am a bloke out there to help, i have found this information out and passed it on to you so give it a go and good luck:):):)

Stimulation of the G spot or Clitoris and with a high level fore-play by the man will lead to an Intense Orgasm

by Luke January 14, 2005

marnus

Exceptionally awesome; chill.

Dude, Luke is more marnus than Paul.

by Luke January 17, 2005

revis

Half man-Half robot, sent back in time to give geeks a chance with girls like TK! With all the speed of a dead turtle, and carisma of a braindead 2yr old chimp!

Revis get over here John needs to pull

by Luke January 28, 2005

invertimagate

To invertimagate; a typo for Investigate

========== says:
time to invertimagate
========== says:
investigate
########## says:
XD invertimagate?!

Typo'd

by Luke January 31, 2005

nooblet

A poorly made omelette, or a person of lesser intellegence or skill compared to one's self.

"Who made this nooblet?" or "You forgot the salt again, you nooblet!"

by Luke February 2, 2005