193 definitions by luke

hairy land mammal cpaable of bad smells and fish hookin ability.
nik bell from grindon hall
by luke April 08, 2005
the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.
I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.
by Luke January 12, 2005
the sweet secretions of female arousal
carol spoifed in delight when the letters on the countdown board spelt poozle
by luke December 30, 2004
one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.
"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."
by Luke April 13, 2005
The act of pouring red hot sauce on a bitches viginia then hate fuck until she crys.
After a session of golf, nick was pleased to know that his mom recieved the texas twister.
by luke February 17, 2005
1.Seriously ugly or deformed
2.Disgusting, distasteful
(also see bouglasherie)
1. "Ugh that girl was soo bouglash, she made my stomach turn"
2. That pizza was seriously bouglash, was it past it's sell by date?
by Luke December 03, 2004
Roughly translated, it means "you're a skanky bitch, but I desperately need to get laid so I'm not fussy".
"All you want to do is get laid."
"How could you say that? I like you for who you are."
by Luke May 28, 2004

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