190 definitions by luke

yesno

yesno - n - having no idea what to say to a given question, but not wanting to look stupid and say that; can also be used as a verb

Lauren: Should I go out with John?
Luke: yesno

by luke April 18, 2004

Infected

One of the best songs in the history of Punk Rock Songs!!

Dude, my friend can play "Bad Religion - Infected" on the drums!

by luke July 8, 2003

amersham

The sneeze that tickles but never comes, according to "The Meaning of Liff". So called because at this North London station the rails rattle but the train never comes.

"Ah...! Ah...! Oh it's gone"
"An Amersham?"

by luke October 10, 2003

gay as a window

Originating from the comedy show Brass Eye, 'as a window' is used to describe a characteristic in an individual that is obvious and others can see-through that person's best efforts to hide it.

"You described Steve as dangerously gay.", "Yes, he's totally gay. Steve is as gay as a window."

by luke July 11, 2004

Monkey Whore

Monkey Whore (adj)

a description used to describe a woman/ girl who makes out with facialy disaranged people.

Chloe kissed his huge, huge lips.

she fell in love with his extra-ordinary chin.

by luke June 18, 2004

lagmaster

A person who lags so much that their computer/ laptop can't play deus ex, and people cant play games with him/her online because of slowness

stewy from the reject school

by luke April 8, 2005

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by luke January 20, 2004