193 definitions by luke

To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.
She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.
by Luke January 12, 2005

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feelings for someone close to you, not to be mistaken as a crush or puppy love.
Johny had a real snagler for Sam
by Luke December 08, 2004

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A Black Hacker
1:Dude that blacker is LEET
2:Nigga Please
by Luke April 21, 2004

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a sexy beast who has a massive dong, all the girls love him and want him inside them. he is a sweet cute being and loves football and treats girls good.
look at him he is one bad loffler
by luke February 14, 2004

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a cigarette comprising of a mixture of tobacco from a pouch or straight and the ganja of your choice. This is then rolled preferably in a king sized lightweight slim Rizla with roach.
sensi is weed, and weed is ganja man.
ganja my weed, and weed is marajuana.
by luke February 01, 2004

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where your cock lives, your pants or your hands(sucks to be you)
my penis feels secure in its home, its cock loft
by luke January 18, 2004

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A packed bus
"Sorry I'm late, but I spent twenty minutes in a sardinemobile."
by Luke October 10, 2003

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