lori's definitions

Scaren

The freak word for scary or scared

-I am scaren
or
-Are you yet scaren?

by Lori May 13, 2005

pants runner

Someone who aides in the pulling up of the pants in a geriatric facility. Generally only needed only when the resident is hard to handle or there has been a code brown(accident resulting in fecal matter in the pants)

Rhonda and Lori, CNAs, are changing Elsie's messy pants when they find a code brown.
Rhonda: oh no!
Elsie: I'm going to knock the hell out of you!
Lori: I think we're going to need a pants runner. (goes into the hall to find Donna to help wipe and pull up the clean pants)

by Lori January 13, 2005

popelope

tired of the vatican...pope runs away in middle of the night to marry a prostitute.

The old dude POPELOPED. There is hope for us all!! Blow job Betty sewed the old virgin up!!

by Lori April 18, 2005

asscracktacular

Wonderful! Super! Fabulous!

We has an asscracktacular time in Las Vegas.

by Lori February 2, 2004

D-Lo

a girl with a "Jennifer" ass and a "Dolly" chest.

Deana, did you see the D-Lo, those aren't real...

by Lori November 18, 2004

fantasmical

Fastastic and Magical
Origin Mikel

It was fantasmical turning Mikel down.

by Lori November 18, 2004

flusterfuck

Same as confused. Use like "flustered" or "confuzzled."

"Man, ask me tomorrow. . . now I'm all flusterfucked."

by Lori November 29, 2004