lori's definitions

asscracktacular

Wonderful! Super! Fabulous!

We has an asscracktacular time in Las Vegas.

by Lori February 2, 2004

pants runner

Someone who aides in the pulling up of the pants in a geriatric facility. Generally only needed only when the resident is hard to handle or there has been a code brown(accident resulting in fecal matter in the pants)

Rhonda and Lori, CNAs, are changing Elsie's messy pants when they find a code brown.
Rhonda: oh no!
Elsie: I'm going to knock the hell out of you!
Lori: I think we're going to need a pants runner. (goes into the hall to find Donna to help wipe and pull up the clean pants)

by Lori January 13, 2005

popelope

tired of the vatican...pope runs away in middle of the night to marry a prostitute.

The old dude POPELOPED. There is hope for us all!! Blow job Betty sewed the old virgin up!!

by Lori April 18, 2005

boi

A butch lesbian bottom/submissive that has earned the status as boi. To be called a boi is an honor in the BDSM world. A boi is very butch in a young type way. All bois are NOT young. They just carry themselves that way.

Cammi is a very good boi for her Mistress and her Mistress loves her very much.

by Lori September 29, 2003

diggety

unknown background; meaning female sex organ

I was facing the diggety.

by Lori June 14, 2004

fluffy

A squeeky fart that slips out without warning

I just cut a fluffy in front of my boyfriend

by Lori December 5, 2004

loud and clear

obviously...you understand

Your directions were loud and clear.

by Lori February 2, 2004