14 definitions by lobsterbeybuoy
n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.
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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.
I got the duck feet.
Bummer. Wanna squish some grapes?
I got the duck feet.
Bummer. Wanna squish some grapes?
by lobsterbeybuoy November 7, 2013
n. Stay-at-home partner in a relationship. Often used with pity or irony.
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Steve! Long time no see. How's work? No, wait a sec. You're a houser right? Well no shame there. Those clothes aren't going to clean themselves. What do you use for the really stubborn stains? Steve? Why are you crying?
by lobsterbeybuoy September 14, 2013
n. Hiccup and burp happening at the same time. Often associated with beer guzzling. More commony seen in hillbillies and Australians from Perth.
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I'll tell you Bruce, a hiccaburp is not the worst thing that can come out of your surgeon when he's operating.
What's the worst thing?
A West Australian accent.
What's the worst thing?
A West Australian accent.
by lobsterbeybuoy November 11, 2012
place. Canadian town about to shake off its slumber and burst into the twentieth century. The party phone lines are being removed and the coal-fired steam train, filmed in many cowboy flicks and one of the few still in use in the civilized world, is on its last runs.
Mom and pop stores, self-taught hairdressers, and migrant labourer shacks will soon be replaced by fancy corporate establishments, and a name-brand eating place is in the planning stages.
First settled by Cree indians, Stettler was overrun in 1845 by Europeans who thought the area would prosper if they ran the place instead. They were wrong for over a century but discovery of major deposits of shale, sandstone, and fist-sized boulders in 1956 saved the town from absolute desolation as there was a niche use of these products in the concrete yard-novelty industry.
Grain farming and repairing asphalt are pursued locally and The Stettler Groundkeeper is purused avidly.
There are no significant sports teams, high schools, or marching bands but a horse rodeo is held quadrennially on the horse rodeoing grounds
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Mom and pop stores, self-taught hairdressers, and migrant labourer shacks will soon be replaced by fancy corporate establishments, and a name-brand eating place is in the planning stages.
First settled by Cree indians, Stettler was overrun in 1845 by Europeans who thought the area would prosper if they ran the place instead. They were wrong for over a century but discovery of major deposits of shale, sandstone, and fist-sized boulders in 1956 saved the town from absolute desolation as there was a niche use of these products in the concrete yard-novelty industry.
Grain farming and repairing asphalt are pursued locally and The Stettler Groundkeeper is purused avidly.
There are no significant sports teams, high schools, or marching bands but a horse rodeo is held quadrennially on the horse rodeoing grounds
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by lobsterbeybuoy November 11, 2012
n. Horrible-looking multi-clawed crustacean prized as food by maritimers unable to access adequate supplies of beef.
By geeze there Billy. I could really go for some lobster claw soup just now, by here, eh, Billy me boy? Think I'll quay the dory and tie on a bib? How's by you?
Are you coming on to me?
Are you coming on to me?
by lobsterbeybuoy January 7, 2013
n. In sports, especially in Sweden, a dominant, unbeatable goaltender.
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by lobsterbeybuoy January 1, 2014
place. Extremely western Australian city that serves as a gateway to the orient and an export hub for kangaroo leather, emu eggs and small trinkets.
Sports fanatics abound. Professional rounders teams, netball enthusiasts, and the famous Clashing Colours can be found on the pitches most Sundays.
Sports fanatics abound. Professional rounders teams, netball enthusiasts, and the famous Clashing Colours can be found on the pitches most Sundays.
Have they got stores in Perth now?
Too right mate! You can buy any trinket you want. It's like Hobart on a Wednesday eveving!
Too right mate! You can buy any trinket you want. It's like Hobart on a Wednesday eveving!
by lobsterbeybuoy December 24, 2012