lmxdurgex's definitions

dark nuts

testicles with frostbite

Davey really learned his lession this Christmas about walking naked throug a blizzard he got dark nuts and his ass was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

blue balls

Frost bittin testicles.

Trevor really learned his lession about walking naked throug a blizzard he got blue balls and his penis was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

red balls

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Frank hadnt had sex in over a month and when he smoked that crack blunt he got red balls.

by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008

Omnipotent

Erectile disfuntion or inability to get it up.

My gampa takes viagra becaue he is Omnipotent.

by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008

common

a shakespearian term for a slut whore or lose woman

my day was common mother, and so are you

by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008

rough sex

When a man breaks his penis while having sex.

Kevin was having sex with his girlfriend when it quickly became rough sex when she changed posistions and broke his penis.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

bawdy house

a house of prostitution

Dick couldnt get laid so we took him to a bawdy house to get some action.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008