lmxdurgex's definitions

bawdy house

a house of prostitution

Dick couldnt get laid so we took him to a bawdy house to get some action.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

black balls

testicular frost bite

Mike really learned his lession this winter about walking naked through a blizzard he got black balls and his face was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

horrible mountain bike

A portable lan edition of the pc game counter strike.

I always play as counter terrorists on horrible mountain bike.

by LMxDurgex December 30, 2008

oblivious

dead

my pet cat is oblivious

by LMxDurgex December 16, 2008

rainbow of death

a term refering to the rainbow logo on the cover or box/case of any video game made by the notoriously bad video game company LJN

oh Terminator 2 for the nes this looks pretty fun... wait a miniute aww no the rainbow of death

-James Rolf, The Angry Video Game Nerd

by lmxdurgex August 11, 2009

promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

red balls

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much cocaine crack or free baseing cocaine while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Dan hadnt had sex or whacked off in well over 3 month and when he smoked all that crack cocaine he got red balls before he was about to get laid.

by lmxdurgex August 11, 2009