lmxdurgex's definitions

promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

rainbow of death

a term refering to the rainbow logo on the cover or box/case of any video game made by the notoriously bad video game company LJN

oh Terminator 2 for the nes this looks pretty fun... wait a miniute aww no the rainbow of death

-James Rolf, The Angry Video Game Nerd

by lmxdurgex August 11, 2009

bawdy house

a house of prostitution

Dick couldnt get laid so we took him to a bawdy house to get some action.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

horrible mountain bike

A portable lan edition of the pc game counter strike.

I always play as counter terrorists on horrible mountain bike.

by LMxDurgex December 30, 2008

black balls

testicular frost bite

Mike really learned his lession this winter about walking naked through a blizzard he got black balls and his face was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

oblivious

dead

my pet cat is oblivious

by LMxDurgex December 16, 2008

the unholy triforce

the 3 horrible legend of zelda games for the philips cdi video game system

the unholy triforce alone made the cdi a horrible game console

by lmxdurgex August 4, 2009