lmxdurgex's definitions

solicitate

To offer to have sex with somone in exchange for money and/or currency.

Man, thoses prostitutes sure can solicitate.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

grammer nazi

a person obsessed with proper grammer, punctuation, and spelling and bitches to people who dont use proper grammer, punctuation, and spelling

My friend sam is such a grammer nazi I wrote "r" instead of are on my essay in english and he still hasn't shut up about it.

by LMxDurgex January 18, 2009

broke dick fountain

Ron Whites tramatic battle with erectile disfunction.

Reacently I submitted a movie I wrote to hollywood about my battle with erectile dis function I think you will like it i call it "broke dick fountain"

-Ron White

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

red balls

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much cocaine crack or free baseing cocaine while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Dan hadnt had sex or whacked off in well over 3 month and when he smoked all that crack cocaine he got red balls before he was about to get laid.

by lmxdurgex August 11, 2009

blue balls

Frost bittin testicles.

Trevor really learned his lession about walking naked throug a blizzard he got blue balls and his penis was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

red balls

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Frank hadnt had sex in over a month and when he smoked that crack blunt he got red balls.

by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008

dark nuts

testicles with frostbite

Davey really learned his lession this Christmas about walking naked throug a blizzard he got dark nuts and his ass was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008