lmxdurgex's definitions

oblivious

dead

my pet cat is oblivious

by LMxDurgex December 16, 2008

hoetel

a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers

Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.

by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009

dark nuts

testicles with frostbite

Davey really learned his lession this Christmas about walking naked throug a blizzard he got dark nuts and his ass was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

red balls

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Frank hadnt had sex in over a month and when he smoked that crack blunt he got red balls.

by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008

blue balls

Frost bittin testicles.

Trevor really learned his lession about walking naked throug a blizzard he got blue balls and his penis was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

black balls

testicular frost bite

Mike really learned his lession this winter about walking naked through a blizzard he got black balls and his face was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

horrible mountain bike

A portable lan edition of the pc game counter strike.

I always play as counter terrorists on horrible mountain bike.

by LMxDurgex December 30, 2008