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a descriptive term for an idiotic git. derived from the well known nonsensical term 'no zebras do jools', meaning that zebras refuse to have intercourse with jools holland due to his idioticness.
oh, tarquin, you are a nozdoj.

what a twat, he's being a right nozdoj today.
by listypoos September 20, 2004

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