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Gregory Rasputin
Born:1869
Died:December 31, 1916
Cause of Death: multiple causes
Gregory Rasputin was an Eastern Orthodox monk from Siberia. He was unwashed, unclean, and unshaven. Rasputin was a carousing womaniser and monk with a 13 inch schlong. He developed close ties to the czar and his family and heeled czarovich Alexi's heamophila. His sexual appitite aroused all the women close to the czar but alienated all the czars relatives. One of the relatives prince Felix, conspired to kill Rasputin on December 31, 1916, New Year's Eve for being a bad influence on the Czar during World War I. He and other conspiritors poisioned all of Rasputin's food and wine with cyanide. One of the conspiritors dressed like a gypsy woman for the party. Rasputin swallowed enough poison to kill four horses. He was shot several times, stabbed, strangled, assaulted, castrated, and he was drowned in the Neva river in St. Petersburg. Three days later Rasputin was dead. Rasputin's murder was a death sentence for Czar Nicholas II and his family. Czar Nicholas II and his family was shot and murdered in 1918 in a Red Russian occupied middle class home.
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Born:1869
Died:December 31, 1916
Cause of Death: multiple causes
Gregory Rasputin was an Eastern Orthodox monk from Siberia. He was unwashed, unclean, and unshaven. Rasputin was a carousing womaniser and monk with a 13 inch schlong. He developed close ties to the czar and his family and heeled czarovich Alexi's heamophila. His sexual appitite aroused all the women close to the czar but alienated all the czars relatives. One of the relatives prince Felix, conspired to kill Rasputin on December 31, 1916, New Year's Eve for being a bad influence on the Czar during World War I. He and other conspiritors poisioned all of Rasputin's food and wine with cyanide. One of the conspiritors dressed like a gypsy woman for the party. Rasputin swallowed enough poison to kill four horses. He was shot several times, stabbed, strangled, assaulted, castrated, and he was drowned in the Neva river in St. Petersburg. Three days later Rasputin was dead. Rasputin's murder was a death sentence for Czar Nicholas II and his family. Czar Nicholas II and his family was shot and murdered in 1918 in a Red Russian occupied middle class home.
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Theory of Rasputin's life span: I beleve that the reason why Rasputin survived murder attempt arter murder attempt was that he had a bio-chemical in his system that kept him alive.
by Le Mans August 7, 2005
Get the Rasputinmug. The stupidest police show on comedy central. It is like COPS but it all takes place in Reno County. All the police officers in the Reno County Sheriff's department are either racist, or sexist to one another.
Officer Garcia: I beleve that there are two types of Muslims; first there is the regular Muslim, the terrorist Muslim, and there is the Black muslim, the recist Muslim.
The Reno 911 episode where Reinesha Williams converts to Islam and tries to changes everyone in the Reno county sheriff's department
The Reno 911 episode where Reinesha Williams converts to Islam and tries to changes everyone in the Reno county sheriff's department
by Le Mans July 1, 2005
Get the Reno 911mug. An anime so crazy that it need's ritalin. It is about a girl, Poemi Watanabe, A.K.A. Kobayashi a 10-year old girl with severe ADHD. Her girlfriend is Futaba Aasu. Futaba is Poemi's lesbian lover. Futaba also has seven sisters; ranging from preschool to near 30 years old. Poemi is also in love with an octipus named K-Kun
- Poemi Watanabe has the same behaviours as Lil' Jon but on a more severe level
= Her girlfriend Futaba Aasu has six other sisters
1. Hitomi 3
2. Mutsuki 15
3. Shii 18
4. Mitsuaru 22
5. Itsue 25
6. Nanase 28
= Her girlfriend Futaba Aasu has six other sisters
1. Hitomi 3
2. Mutsuki 15
3. Shii 18
4. Mitsuaru 22
5. Itsue 25
6. Nanase 28
by Le Mans June 30, 2005
Get the Puni Puni Poemimug. The cap that German enlisted men wore with their uniforms during World War I and World War I. It looks like a skull cap that muslims wear, but the cap is flat, and cylender in shape.
On the contray, the saxton cap is like the service cap that the NCO's and commissioned officers wore.
On the contray, the saxton cap is like the service cap that the NCO's and commissioned officers wore.
German Army quartermaster private:'in German' here is your saxton cap with your uniform.
German Recruit:'in german' thank you sir
German Recruit:'in german' thank you sir
by Le Mans July 21, 2005
Get the Saxton Capmug. A middle class pimp. He makes as much as George W. Bush ,a corperate exectutive, or airline pilot(i.e. $50,000 to $200,000 a year) He also has 5 to 10 hookers working for him.
by Le Mans July 23, 2005
Get the player pimpmug. by Le Mans June 30, 2005
Get the Pump Kinmug. A semi-automatic pistol that rarley jammed. It's magazine was stationed in the front. It was also know as the broom handle. The C-96 was first used in combat during 1916 in World War I by officers of the German Cavalry.
Mauser C-96
1. M-1916
2. The Broom Handle
3. The world's strangest and biggest semi-automatic pistol.
1. M-1916
2. The Broom Handle
3. The world's strangest and biggest semi-automatic pistol.
by Le Mans August 20, 2005
Get the Mauser C-96mug.