333 definitions by lauren

bushwhacker

a girl who shaves her pubes

"my new girl is a bushwhacker... i was tired of trish's old school pussy."

by lauren September 1, 2003

weed wedgie

what you get when you are super paranoid and carry your weed in your underpants for a week.

"ahahahaha lulu has a weed wedgie."

by lauren August 31, 2003

Matt Damon

the hottest and most most gorgeous person who ever set foot on this Earth who makes the best movies

Matt Damon is a HOTTIE BABY!!!!!

by lauren November 15, 2003

emo trio

a nickname lovingly given to new jersey, pennsylvania, and maryland/DC after we realized how extremely difficult it was to find a single band whose music didn't have "emo" leanings. new york has started to be included, but it'll always just be "emo trio."

whatever kind of emo you're into, you'll find it in the emo trio. no, seriously.

by lauren February 20, 2003

Dag

When you have a really old cat and he/she has lost the ability to excrete properly, and they do a poo but still has a dag (a bit of poo) hanging on.

"Hey, look, Whiskas has a dag!"
"Ewww"

by lauren May 2, 2005

shitty

too bad, that sucks. sometimes used when laughing at a friend who is grounded or just got totally busted, especially if you did the same thing and didn't get caught.

"shitty about your mom being such a bitch."
"justin got a friday school for being out of bounds at school... hahahahahaha. shitty."

by lauren August 31, 2003

QFT

quality family time, always said sarcastically, since there is obviously no such thing

"my moms new kick is QFT- i'm booked every weekend through march doing craft shows and shit like that."

by lauren September 1, 2003