24 definitions by kymcleod

cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

dribble

What i involuntarily do when i look out of the window and see the fine ladies out there

by kymcleod October 21, 2003

g-string

A string on a guitar. Not to be confused with the E-String, A-String, D-String, B-String or High E-String

Just twang the G-String!!

by kymcleod October 12, 2003

chicken lover

An individual who enjoys the company of male birds and bunging up their anal passages with his todger

Fred's run into the Chicken Shed again. He's sucka chicken lover

by kymcleod October 12, 2003

mutually assured destruction

The term for two people, both post curry, who fart at once.

I heard that! And i've just let one drop as well. Bring the Mutually Assured Destruction!!

by kymcleod October 12, 2003

BLAIR WITCH PROJECT

Non Porno version of the Bare Bitch Project

Why the fuck does whe have her clothes on? ITS NOT THE PORNO!!! WHAAAAAT???

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

wapping

Releasing your penis from its trousers and smacking it down hard on an inanimate object to give a slapping sound (Sometimes referred to as Cocklashing)

We were down the bar and Mike dropped his trousers and wapped it out for all to see

by kymcleod October 17, 2003