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1. todger
Penis British
Nice todger
by Heretic May 20, 2002 add a video
2. todger
1) a dick
2) someone that acts like a dick
1) he has a huge todger
2) mike is such a todger
by holyroman Apr 18, 2005 add a video
3. Todger
Penis Dick Cock basically a hilarious word for male genetalia

Often used in chatrooms
1: Hit 111111111 if you'll flash on cam!
2: (insert name here) is a 48 year old fat greasy todger with 3 kids and a wife.
4. todger
A big fat hairy cock. Or a seish kebab!
pass the chutney before my todger goes cold!
by kepy seema Sep 22, 2003 add a video
5. Todger
a name for a penis, used famously by the late Oliver Reed
I'd like for her and my todger to get well acquainted
6. Todger
To describe something that's small, most commonly a penis, but can be used to describe anything small.
Person 1 : Do you want to see my dog?
Person 2 : Yeah okay
Person 1 : Here it is
Person 2 : It's only a little todger!
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