by holyroman April 18, 2005
by kepy seema September 22, 2003
1: Hit 111111111 if you'll flash on cam!
2: (insert name here) is a 48 year old fat greasy todger with 3 kids and a wife.
2: (insert name here) is a 48 year old fat greasy todger with 3 kids and a wife.
by TejTejTej August 15, 2006
by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010
“Drunk off your ass”; having a difficult time walking and/or speaking coherently (can sometimes only say “AHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH”) as a result of heavy alcohol imbibement. Someone who is at this point can be nicknamed “Todgerman” or “Todgerwoman” as though they have become a drunk alter ego/superhero-type character.
Man, after 5 of those double martinis last night I was todgered!
Kevin is totally Todgerman at the bonfire tonight!
Kevin is totally Todgerman at the bonfire tonight!
by Felton Lichtersnatch October 30, 2021
To describe something that's small, most commonly a penis, but can be used to describe anything small.
Person 1 : Do you want to see my dog?
Person 2 : Yeah okay
Person 1 : Here it is
Person 2 : It's only a little todger!
Person 2 : Yeah okay
Person 1 : Here it is
Person 2 : It's only a little todger!
by midlandriot September 30, 2011