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alcolimia

A condition in which one consumes so much alcohol that they end up vomiting it up and therefore do not gain weight (and may in fact lose weight). Furthermore, the day after a night of binge drinking, the alcolimic is unable to consume food due to nasty hangover. See alcorexia.
Sorostitutes are commonly afflicted with alcolimia from Thursday evenings to Sunday mornings.
by koalaroo May 19, 2008
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moob

When the mammary tissues of a male become pronounced, usually as a side effect of obesity. Also called man tits.

This is a medical condition called gynecomastia.
Dude, that kid has such big moobs he needs a bra!
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
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stfu

Shut The Fuck Up.

An acronym that will get you reported and punished in World of Warcraft, because Blizzard is fascist.
Nub Rogue in BG chat: OMGWTF YOU GUYS SUCK!
Annoyed Player: Dude, stfu and play.
by koalaroo March 5, 2008
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Thank God for Mississippi

Mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). "Thank God for Mississippi" is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, Mississippi will be worse off than your state.
When he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed "Thank God for Mississippi" in relief.
by koalaroo May 26, 2008
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McNigglet

A derogatory term for an obese black child that has been fed on a steady diet of Big Macs and fries since birth.
That McNigglet over there is going to die of a heart attack and diabetes before he hits 20.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
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baseball wife

A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.
That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
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hooknasty

A term usually applied to the blonde, fake n' bake orange girls who frequent frat parties and the beds of student athletes. She usually dresses for male attention: short skirt, tight shirt, thong hanging out, lots of makeup to cover up the ugly. Not all hooknasties are in sororities, but every sorostitute is a hooknasty. Often shamelessly performs the walk of shame. Is proud to talk about her sexploits and how she didn't use a condom.
Hey, go bareback that hooknasty if you want herpes!
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
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