koalaroo's definitions

fake n' bake

1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.

1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!

by koalaroo February 27, 2008

goditorium

A huge church that is usually baptist or non-denominational evangelical. The size of the church and of the parking lot might make some confuse it with an airport. It usually has a ton of money and a huge congregation willing to fork over money for whatever reason the pastor deems necessary. The church goers may seem brainwashed.

Did you see that new Goditorium off of highway 123? It must have like 10,000 members...

by koalaroo March 5, 2008

Annie

A derogatory term for a baseball groupie looking to score big and either land a ballplayer for a hubby or cause the baseball player to have marital problems. Might conveniently forget to use birth control. They get better looking the higher the level of baseball. See baseball Annie.

That Annie nailed that baseball star and then sent pics of it to his wife and to the newspaper, and now she's asking for child support.

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

nubsauce

An idiot online who has been around for ages, and still doesn't know how the hell to do things in the video games he plays. Nubsauce is often used together with l2play.

Halo's been out for forever, and he still plays it, and he still sucks at it. What a nubsauce.

by koalaroo March 5, 2008

stfu

Shut The Fuck Up.

An acronym that will get you reported and punished in World of Warcraft, because Blizzard is fascist.

Nub Rogue in BG chat: OMGWTF YOU GUYS SUCK!
Annoyed Player: Dude, stfu and play.

by koalaroo March 5, 2008

herpagonosyphilaids

A condition in which a person has multiple STDs. Usually acquired by promiscuous fucktards who refuse to use condoms during intercourse. Used to signify how nasty someone is.

I heard John got herpagonosyphilaids from all those hooknasties.

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

hooknasty

A term usually applied to the blonde, fake n' bake orange girls who frequent frat parties and the beds of student athletes. She usually dresses for male attention: short skirt, tight shirt, thong hanging out, lots of makeup to cover up the ugly. Not all hooknasties are in sororities, but every sorostitute is a hooknasty. Often shamelessly performs the walk of shame. Is proud to talk about her sexploits and how she didn't use a condom.

Hey, go bareback that hooknasty if you want herpes!

by koalaroo February 28, 2008