koalaroo's definitions

nubsauce

An idiot online who has been around for ages, and still doesn't know how the hell to do things in the video games he plays. Nubsauce is often used together with l2play.

Halo's been out for forever, and he still plays it, and he still sucks at it. What a nubsauce.

by koalaroo March 5, 2008

skating rink

A ginormous diamond engagement ring. Often found on the ring finger of a gold digger.

Holy shit! I just got blinded by the skating rink on that chick's finger!

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

Caucasophobia

Fear or hatred of whites; fear or hatred of people of European decent. Often associated with racism against whites. This hatred is usually seen as justifiable and often is not viewed as racism.

The derogatory use of words like "cracker" and "snowflake" is indicative Caucasophobia.

Reverend Jeremiah Wright has a raging case of Caucasophobia.

by koalaroo May 3, 2008

herpagonosyphilaids

A condition in which a person has multiple STDs. Usually acquired by promiscuous fucktards who refuse to use condoms during intercourse. Used to signify how nasty someone is.

I heard John got herpagonosyphilaids from all those hooknasties.

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

bangable

A way to describe someone who has some quality that makes them sexually irresistible, and who doesn't have some quality that would make having sex with them questionable. It's someone who you wouldn't mind having sex with right then, right there, because of some reason. You don't have to be smokin' hot to be bangable. It can be looks, or intangible qualities like personality or charisma.

He'd be bangable if he wasn't in a frat.

She'd be bangable if she didn't have herpagonosyphilaids.

I don't know why, but he's just bangable!

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

baseball wife

A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.

That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

bubble-hearth

When a paladin in World of Warcraft uses divine shield and hearths to avoid losing and being corpse-camped.

Person 1: "That fucktard is bubble-hearthing!"
Person 2: "Priest! Mass dispel!"

by koalaroo February 27, 2008