koalaroo's definitions

Thank God for Mississippi

Mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). "Thank God for Mississippi" is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, Mississippi will be worse off than your state.

When he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed "Thank God for Mississippi" in relief.

by koalaroo May 26, 2008

alcorexia

This is the condition that occurs after a night of binge drinking and the subsequent bout of vomiting. Alcorexia is caused by a hangover so bad that the sufferer cannot eat. A night of alcolimia is often followed by a day of alcorexia.

Some sorostitutes may view alcorexia as a sound form of dieting. After all, it does cut carbs.

by koalaroo May 19, 2008

alcolimia

A condition in which one consumes so much alcohol that they end up vomiting it up and therefore do not gain weight (and may in fact lose weight). Furthermore, the day after a night of binge drinking, the alcolimic is unable to consume food due to nasty hangover. See alcorexia.

Sorostitutes are commonly afflicted with alcolimia from Thursday evenings to Sunday mornings.

by koalaroo May 19, 2008

bubble-hearth

When a paladin in World of Warcraft uses divine shield and hearths to avoid losing and being corpse-camped.

Person 1: "That fucktard is bubble-hearthing!"
Person 2: "Priest! Mass dispel!"

by koalaroo February 27, 2008

herpagonosyphilaids

A condition in which a person has multiple STDs. Usually acquired by promiscuous fucktards who refuse to use condoms during intercourse. Used to signify how nasty someone is.

I heard John got herpagonosyphilaids from all those hooknasties.

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

nubsauce

An idiot online who has been around for ages, and still doesn't know how the hell to do things in the video games he plays. Nubsauce is often used together with l2play.

Halo's been out for forever, and he still plays it, and he still sucks at it. What a nubsauce.

by koalaroo March 5, 2008

hooknasty

A term usually applied to the blonde, fake n' bake orange girls who frequent frat parties and the beds of student athletes. She usually dresses for male attention: short skirt, tight shirt, thong hanging out, lots of makeup to cover up the ugly. Not all hooknasties are in sororities, but every sorostitute is a hooknasty. Often shamelessly performs the walk of shame. Is proud to talk about her sexploits and how she didn't use a condom.

Hey, go bareback that hooknasty if you want herpes!

by koalaroo February 28, 2008