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McNigglet

A derogatory term for an obese black child that has been fed on a steady diet of Big Macs and fries since birth.
That McNigglet over there is going to die of a heart attack and diabetes before he hits 20.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
mugGet the McNiggletmug.

Thank God for Mississippi

Mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). "Thank God for Mississippi" is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, Mississippi will be worse off than your state.
When he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed "Thank God for Mississippi" in relief.
by koalaroo May 26, 2008
mugGet the Thank God for Mississippimug.

stfu

Shut The Fuck Up.

An acronym that will get you reported and punished in World of Warcraft, because Blizzard is fascist.
Nub Rogue in BG chat: OMGWTF YOU GUYS SUCK!
Annoyed Player: Dude, stfu and play.
by koalaroo March 5, 2008
mugGet the stfumug.

sorostitute

Sorostitutes are found across the nation on most college campuses. A sorostitute is a classless, self-absorbed female with daddy's plastic. She spends copious amounts of time and money grooming herself. She usually has hair that's dyed blonde and the orange glow of a fake-n-bake tan. She can often be found in Rainbows, boat shoes, big sunglasses (Channel, but usually a cheap knock off), Northface jackets, pearl earrings, tons of makeup, and/or clothes with Greek letters on them. The majority of what she owns and wears is pink. She probably also suffers from Elle Woods syndrome.

She usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. Usually it's details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. On Facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. Many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. She is usually at college to get her MRS degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn't know how to keep her thighs closed. When she's not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team.

She usually drives a large, expensive SUV which her daddy lovingly paid for. The only thing that daddy can't buy her is class.
That girl won't shut up about the Chi Phi party last night. What a sorostitute!
by koalaroo February 26, 2008
mugGet the sorostitutemug.

bubble-hearth

When a paladin in World of Warcraft uses divine shield and hearths to avoid losing and being corpse-camped.
Person 1: "That fucktard is bubble-hearthing!"
Person 2: "Priest! Mass dispel!"
by koalaroo February 27, 2008
mugGet the bubble-hearthmug.

nubsauce

An idiot online who has been around for ages, and still doesn't know how the hell to do things in the video games he plays. Nubsauce is often used together with l2play.
Halo's been out for forever, and he still plays it, and he still sucks at it. What a nubsauce.
by koalaroo March 5, 2008
mugGet the nubsaucemug.

alcorexia

This is the condition that occurs after a night of binge drinking and the subsequent bout of vomiting. Alcorexia is caused by a hangover so bad that the sufferer cannot eat. A night of alcolimia is often followed by a day of alcorexia.
Some sorostitutes may view alcorexia as a sound form of dieting. After all, it does cut carbs.
by koalaroo May 19, 2008
mugGet the alcorexiamug.

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