koalaroo's definitions

herpagonosyphilaids

A condition in which a person has multiple STDs. Usually acquired by promiscuous fucktards who refuse to use condoms during intercourse. Used to signify how nasty someone is.

I heard John got herpagonosyphilaids from all those hooknasties.

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

fake n' bake

1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.

1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!

by koalaroo February 27, 2008

alcolimia

A condition in which one consumes so much alcohol that they end up vomiting it up and therefore do not gain weight (and may in fact lose weight). Furthermore, the day after a night of binge drinking, the alcolimic is unable to consume food due to nasty hangover. See alcorexia.

Sorostitutes are commonly afflicted with alcolimia from Thursday evenings to Sunday mornings.

by koalaroo May 19, 2008

alcorexia

This is the condition that occurs after a night of binge drinking and the subsequent bout of vomiting. Alcorexia is caused by a hangover so bad that the sufferer cannot eat. A night of alcolimia is often followed by a day of alcorexia.

Some sorostitutes may view alcorexia as a sound form of dieting. After all, it does cut carbs.

by koalaroo May 19, 2008

baseball wife

A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.

That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

bubble-hearth

When a paladin in World of Warcraft uses divine shield and hearths to avoid losing and being corpse-camped.

Person 1: "That fucktard is bubble-hearthing!"
Person 2: "Priest! Mass dispel!"

by koalaroo February 27, 2008

hooknasty

A term usually applied to the blonde, fake n' bake orange girls who frequent frat parties and the beds of student athletes. She usually dresses for male attention: short skirt, tight shirt, thong hanging out, lots of makeup to cover up the ugly. Not all hooknasties are in sororities, but every sorostitute is a hooknasty. Often shamelessly performs the walk of shame. Is proud to talk about her sexploits and how she didn't use a condom.

Hey, go bareback that hooknasty if you want herpes!

by koalaroo February 28, 2008