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38 definitions by kirk

 
8.
{Verb} When one abstains from sexual activities for a period of time, then self relives themselves causing a bigger and far more powerful ejaculation that shoots far further then one first calculated. Thus hitting the wall and re painting it white.
I was sharing a room all week, so when I get home I am going to be painting the walls.
by Kirk August 15, 2005
 
9.
the most god damn stupid joke ever!
fred:hey man this shit is tight
steve: thats what yo momma said last night ohhhh!
fred:... shut the fuck up steve
by kirk April 03, 2005
 
10.
Noun Slang for weed/smoking weed
"If you are going to hey man I am leaving"
by Kirk August 30, 2004
 
11.
The epitimy of what a guitarist is. Jimmy Page is second to him dude.
(also see 5th def. of Kirk)
Leif: I wish i played guitar like Jimi
Kirk: U play BASS!?
Leif: YASHWAY
Kirk: Hokay
by Kirk April 07, 2004
 
12.
see also mullet. this is an acronym for Short Front, Long Back. another common phrase is 10-90.
the dude keeps his hair business in front party in back. hes got a sflb.
by kirk November 22, 2004
 
13.
1) A war which the main character in countless first-person shooter PC/Playstation games is shown single-handedly winning.

2) A war (1937-1945) whose understanding by most Brits AND Americans today is unfortunately largely Eurocentric.

3) A war whose tide the Americans did indeed almost singlehandedly turn in the Pacific at the battles of the Coral Sea and Midway(May/June 1942)

4) A war during which Japan committed very brutal atrocities which resulted in the deaths of over 20 million Asian/Pacific Island civilians, which Japan has yet to publicly acknowledge.
Today "World" War II would better serve to be known as the Second European War, since noone seems to give a rat's ass about the Asia/Pacific Theater.
by Kirk June 08, 2004
 
14.
alls out, crazy ass, shroom drewling, pussy eating, pot smoking, raving, loves teckno and trance mother fucker. One that every body looks up to for a good time. the most interesting person that you will ever meet.
I want to be just like kirk.
Cassie Cowles
by kirk January 26, 2004