kirk's definitions

skin bridge

see also taint. this is the skin running from a mans balls to his arse!

i need to scratch my skin bridge.

by kirk November 22, 2004

twilight deuce

also known as "taking a twilight", this happens when you arise in the dead of night to take a dump. although the exact parameters of the "twilight" are disputed, it most commonly occurs between 3am-5am. not only is this the most tranquil time to deuce, it also saves time in the morning as no deuce is needed.

although holst had been sleeping for roughly 6 hours, he arose from slumber and the pressure was so great, it couldnt wait until morning. he had to rise from bed and take a twilight deuce.

by kirk November 22, 2004

Mishengalem

A fucking gay german word that we know is bad mouthing us but don't know what it means so it's fairly funny and is used in stupid situations

You a dirty God jesus German Mishengalem!!!

by Kirk February 25, 2005

Quajizzle

The solid form of jizz, also known as solidified sperm. Located in a sack near your quadriceps, but only occurs in males. If a female has these symptoms, consult a physician! Seriously, that bitch ain't right!

Someguy: Would you like some quajizzle for dinner honey?
Someguy2: No I just ate. Out. Someguy.
Someguy: Why don't you ask if Mr.Chiasson would like some?
Someguy2: Ok dad.

by Kirk May 29, 2003

shteeed

this is someone who is beyond a stud. when someone does something so amazing, you call them a shteeed.

matt conners is trying to mack on all the ladies that he can, what a shteeed!

by kirk November 22, 2004

over-dry

the act of taking something already dry, and drying it even more; a physical impossibility

you can't over-die, you can't over dry

by kirk August 5, 2005

dukeicide

The act of making large groups into dukes. Normally done through ben franklin yelling something naughty at you.

My stars! ben franklin just commited dukeicide on us!

by kirk September 30, 2006