kirk's definitions

sflb

see also mullet. this is an acronym for Short Front, Long Back. another common phrase is 10-90.

the dude keeps his hair business in front party in back. hes got a sflb.

by kirk November 22, 2004

poop snout

When the shit coming out of the ass looks like a pig snout.

by kirk September 13, 2003

fuckstains

The stains which occur after a period of fucking. Refer to shitstains for addition information.

Holy fuckstains batman!

I'll never get these fuckstains out of my carpet!

by Kirk May 29, 2003

Jimi Hendrix

The epitimy of what a guitarist is. Jimmy Page is second to him dude.
(also see 5th def. of Kirk)

Leif: I wish i played guitar like Jimi
Kirk: U play BASS!?
Leif: YASHWAY
Kirk: Hokay

by Kirk April 7, 2004

war crime

See Unit 731, Bataan, Rape of Nanjing, Hamburg, Dresden

The lesser known and crueler ones of which were perpetrated by Japan, the United States, and Great Britain in WWII.

by Kirk October 26, 2004

over-dry

the act of taking something already dry, and drying it even more; a physical impossibility

you can't over-die, you can't over dry

by kirk August 5, 2005

Quajizzle

The solid form of jizz, also known as solidified sperm. Located in a sack near your quadriceps, but only occurs in males. If a female has these symptoms, consult a physician! Seriously, that bitch ain't right!

Someguy: Would you like some quajizzle for dinner honey?
Someguy2: No I just ate. Out. Someguy.
Someguy: Why don't you ask if Mr.Chiasson would like some?
Someguy2: Ok dad.

by Kirk May 29, 2003