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dresden

On the night of February 13, 1945, planes of the RAF and US Army Air Force dropped several thousand tons of high explosive and incendiary bombs, the forerunner of napalm, onto the civilian refugee campsite, Allied POW hospital city, and peaceful artistic mecca of Dresden in southeastern Germany. The ensuing firestorm killed perhaps as many as 150,000 civilians, quite possibly more than the number of Japanese who died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined. This bombing created far less controversy than the nuking of Japan, however, since more "conventional" weapons were used.
Dresden's destruction was no less than a war crime. This act will forever blot the history of America and Britain.
by Kirk October 14, 2004
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C#

n. Beginers language designed to look new without being different. Think BASIC with curly braces.

n. psudo language thats syntax is simular to actual programming languages.

n. Lanugage designed by Microsoft as an answer to Java. Primary problem was that Microsoft forgot the question. Used to avoid paying licensing fees to a competitor, Sun.
My 3GHz dual Xeon can run C# "Hello, World!" in under 4 minutes!!!
by kirk December 19, 2003
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over-dry

the act of taking something already dry, and drying it even more; a physical impossibility
you can't over-die, you can't over dry
by kirk August 5, 2005
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dukeicide

The act of making large groups into dukes. Normally done through ben franklin yelling something naughty at you.
My stars! ben franklin just commited dukeicide on us!
by kirk September 30, 2006
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Qual

Not qualtiy. Used in a sarcastic frame
That party is Qual there are no chicks.
by Kirk August 30, 2004
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mackem

It is a term made up as recently as 30 years. They used to be called geordies like the rest of us in the North east. But we seperated down to the tension over ship building contracts. Now the term Mackem means a person from the wear in Sunderland. The north east noted that they say makem and they takem instead of we make them and they take them, which is unique in Sunderland. So it stuck.
Now they have accepted it, they must not moan, and they must live with it.

So a mackem is a deluded person who lives in a different world, who hates geordie outsiders from Washington, Tyneside and the rest of the north east.
They come from the ship yards.
They have rubbish football team.
They also brag about past victories over Newcastle, it has been a few years since they beat them but they still go on about 2-1.
They also have the three letters that they tattoo on themselves and show people in their clubs around Sunderland.
The letters are FTM. They think it mean F$%% the mags. But it really means Free ticket mackems. As it is well known that they try to get kids with free tickets.
Where do they makem them free tickets bob?
by Kirk November 19, 2003
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takeyama

To be one with the earth and the mountains. To learn that life is always simpler once you put it in perspective
Johnny was so Takeyama once he figured out that he had some direction in life.
by kirk March 14, 2005
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