kirk's definitions

twilight deuce

also known as "taking a twilight", this happens when you arise in the dead of night to take a dump. although the exact parameters of the "twilight" are disputed, it most commonly occurs between 3am-5am. not only is this the most tranquil time to deuce, it also saves time in the morning as no deuce is needed.

although holst had been sleeping for roughly 6 hours, he arose from slumber and the pressure was so great, it couldnt wait until morning. he had to rise from bed and take a twilight deuce.

by kirk November 22, 2004

skin bridge

see also taint. this is the skin running from a mans balls to his arse!

i need to scratch my skin bridge.

by kirk November 22, 2004

war crime

See Unit 731, Bataan, Rape of Nanjing, Hamburg, Dresden

The lesser known and crueler ones of which were perpetrated by Japan, the United States, and Great Britain in WWII.

by Kirk October 26, 2004

Jimi Hendrix

The epitimy of what a guitarist is. Jimmy Page is second to him dude.
(also see 5th def. of Kirk)

Leif: I wish i played guitar like Jimi
Kirk: U play BASS!?
Leif: YASHWAY
Kirk: Hokay

by Kirk April 7, 2004

clitoris

An organ that when aroused, will cause a female orgasim.

As I ate her out, I went for the clit. We never parted again.

by Kirk March 1, 2005

Health

Sacrastic for for being in a healthy and well state of mind and fittness. Generaly un healthy.

In High school she was hot now Lisa is just health.

by Kirk August 30, 2004

upper decker

the act of sneaking into a bathroom, quietly lifting the lid off of the toilet tank, taking a deuce in the tank and then replacing the lid. this causes the toilet water in the bowl to be polluted after each flush. this is usually done at a party or too someone that you despise.

heath snuck into the frat house bathroom and left an upper decker in the tank, much to the dismay of the alpha betas.

by kirk May 31, 2005