13 definitions by kepy seema

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A big fat hairy cock. Or a seish kebab!
pass the chutney before my todger goes cold!
by kepy seema September 22, 2003

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dirty, scumy, mampy, prawn sandwhich eating cock suckers. Bunch of ass holes!
All the mother bitches at old stratford are Mancs!
by kepy seema September 22, 2003

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The kinda of chap, who sticks his fingure up his chocolate starfish whilst he spanks his monkey.
Oi Dalj .... you Puntha
by kepy seema September 19, 2003

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kerwid is the Eastern European pronunciation for quid.
Au five kerwid five kerwid, Jimmy you kunth I keel you. Buush bush, au I had 2 chicks last night!!
by kepy seema September 24, 2003

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A person who hangs around 2 dollor whores and peep shows in Amsterdam waiting for some freebe action jackson.
Usually carries tissues wears jogging bottoms!
Collin you fucking pee pee walla, gis a tissue?
by kepy seema September 23, 2003

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The mop bucket in an Amsterdam peep show.
you fucking pee pee mop bucked sucker!
by kepy seema September 22, 2003

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A strang breed, thought to be the hybrid offspring of humans and ganja. Can go for many days without a change of clothing. Content and harmless as long as a helthy supply of skunk is maintained.
Cheej slept in the penthouse again the bleedin yeti.
by kepy seema September 22, 2003

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