kent's definitions

meatshield

1. (noun) A Halo player whose key obligation is to run in front of or behind the player who is carrying the enemy's flag, with the objective of using his/her "meaty" body to stop the bullets from reaching their target.

"Kent is an awesome meatshield. We should make that his name."

by Kent October 23, 2003

snarfer

A person who farts in the bath tub and then attmepts to eat the fart bubbles.

Jon is a snarfer.

by Kent June 15, 2003

Baragon

A Japanese cinematic monster. Debuted in Frankenstein Conquers the World. Burrows underground and fires a heat beam from its mouth. Reddish in color. Has an appetite for humans and livestock. Also appeared in several Godzilla movies.

Watch the following movies:
Frankenstein Conquers the World
Destroy All Monsters (small cameo appearance)
Godzilla-Mothra-King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack

by Kent February 3, 2004

FESBian

Really a misspelling of FE7SBian.

......it's really FE7SBian, and should be treated as thus.

by Kent July 19, 2004

Beef Sniper

A gunman whose area of expertise is on the field with guns blazing, or ducking around corners and chucking grenades. Only skilled at sniping when the target is, in fact, beef.

Kent is pretty good, but he's such a Beef Sniper.

by Kent January 9, 2005

G

GHB or gamma hydroxy butyrate, a drug which causes alcohol-like intoxication and reduces inhibitions and increases libido; also known as the "date-rape drug"

He dropped a capful of g in her drink before he took her home; no doubt he had his way with her that night.

by Kent October 8, 2003

KSHM

A comic written by me, Kent. Hence the "K". Very close to what really happens in this plane of existance. Dear God, help me. I need new friends. Two are gay. One moslests me on a daliy basis(girl). Also know as KTMS or My horrible life. (I had trouble figuring out a title)

KSHM is the funniest comic EVER!!! Read it.

by Kent November 5, 2004