kbk's definitions

grease the monkey

Terminology for male masturbation

I was lookin' at that biatch in Playboy and greasing the monkey.

by KBK January 22, 2005

67

A state of resentment toward your partner when you try a 69 twice, and twice they fart in your face.

Man, after those two 69's I can't handle it 67 more times

by KBK January 23, 2005

double-header

The event of having sex with one partner right after another.

Man, last night I had a double-header with a blonde hottie and her brunette ho biatch friend.

by KBK January 22, 2005

edopus

One who has sex with own mother.

If you need to call someone a mother fucker in a polite way, then call him an edopus.

by KBK September 10, 2007

Cholesterol City

A fast-food restaurant, such as McDonald's or Burger King, serving only fatty foods.

Last night I ate a triple cheeseburger at Bimbo's. That place is cholesterol city!

by KBK January 31, 2005

fun bag

Sack containing the male testicles.

Lick my fun bag, woman!

by KBK February 11, 2006

big time

A state of being drunk on alcohol and high on drugs at the same time.

Dude, last night I drank a Stoli 750 and did 5 lines of white. I big time!!!

by KBK January 22, 2005