jw's definitions

beevo

(n) the act of tucking one's penis between the legs, pretending to have a lady's front bottom

Dave was a big chap, but his Beevo made my wee wee go hard

by jw September 10, 2003

glossop

a sex act performed by a white middle-aged housewife upon five West Indian males, to completion

When Mark is out at work, his generous wife invites strangers into the house and gives them oral, anal and even glossop!

by jw September 10, 2003

reconnaissance

Information gathered on the sly about a lover/friend/enemy.

I saw your boyfriend at the gay bar last night dancing with another man. Good reconnaissance work.

by JW March 6, 2009

george w bush

not my president (or NMP)

Someone from Sydney: I'm lucky to be an Australian, because he's not my president.

Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he?

Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"

by jw February 27, 2005

deeshe

Chav speak for friend, used mainly in a one-to-one basis when describing how pissed they got, how many people they killed or what happened 'dawnnn' market.

"Fukin' hell, he was like proper givin it and i weren;t takin none of it deeshe, so i went an fukin stamped on his face'

by JW April 24, 2005

wilmo

Short for Wilmington, Delaware.

Are you going to be home in Wilmo over break and hang out in Trolley Square?

by JW February 17, 2008

dupp

An opportunity at a location southernmost that shall not be missed or passed up by a dear friend.

Hey you idiot, take the dupp!

by JW February 18, 2005