by jw September 10, 2003

not my president (or NMP)
Someone from Sydney: I'm lucky to be an Australian, because he's not my president.
Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he?
Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"
Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he?
Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"
by jw February 27, 2005

An expression used saying that mistakes are okay if they can still be corrected before a letter or package goes out the door or in the mailbox to the recipient. It refers to an office building that has a staff member who carries the mail to the mailbox. Once that person has hit the elevator, then the die is cast and the errors cannot be corrected.
Alternatively, it can be used to refer to hitting the send button and sending an e-mail that cannot be undone.
Alternatively, it can be used to refer to hitting the send button and sending an e-mail that cannot be undone.
As long as it is okay when it hits the elevator. -boss
Oh man, my love letter to her is addressed to the listserver and it has already hit the elevator.
Oh man, my love letter to her is addressed to the listserver and it has already hit the elevator.
by JW July 01, 2009

Chav speak for friend, used mainly in a one-to-one basis when describing how pissed they got, how many people they killed or what happened 'dawnnn' market.
"Fukin' hell, he was like proper givin it and i weren;t takin none of it deeshe, so i went an fukin stamped on his face'
by JW April 24, 2005

You can tell how far away the lightning is by counting the svaha. Each second is about 1100 feet of distance from you because light travels at the speed of light and sound travels at about 750 miles per hour (or 1100 feet per second).
by JW May 28, 2004

Making a mistake, usually with another girl. A huge mistake. Something like, getting head from a flat girl thats really ugly!
by jw June 18, 2003

mo·rass (mè-räs', mô-)n. 1. An area of low-lying, soggy ground. 2. Something that hinders, engulfs, or overwhelms. -
by jw July 18, 2004
