17 definitions by jw

A special kind of jizz .. fresh from a monkey ... what dreams are made of ... what you want the people in your company to be full of !... to have the power of greyskull.
Your a monkey jizzer - you are soooo good ... you are the best salesman around in this company !
by jw March 20, 2005
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a sex act performed by a white middle-aged housewife upon five West Indian males, to completion
When Mark is out at work, his generous wife invites strangers into the house and gives them oral, anal and even glossop!
by jw September 10, 2003
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Modern day way of saying, "made ya look", when causing someone to turn their head to look at something that isn't really there.
guy- It's snowing
::other guy looks out the window::
guy- NEEEEEECK!
by jw March 15, 2005
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The interval of time between when one sees lightning and when one hears the thunder clap.
You can tell how far away the lightning is by counting the svaha. Each second is about 1100 feet of distance from you because light travels at the speed of light and sound travels at about 750 miles per hour (or 1100 feet per second).
by jw May 28, 2004
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An opportunity at a location southernmost that shall not be missed or passed up by a dear friend.
Hey you idiot, take the dupp!
by jw February 18, 2005
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Chav speak for friend, used mainly in a one-to-one basis when describing how pissed they got, how many people they killed or what happened 'dawnnn' market.
"Fukin' hell, he was like proper givin it and i weren;t takin none of it deeshe, so i went an fukin stamped on his face'
by jw April 24, 2005
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