jw's definitions

glossop

a sex act performed by a white middle-aged housewife upon five West Indian males, to completion

When Mark is out at work, his generous wife invites strangers into the house and gives them oral, anal and even glossop!

by jw September 10, 2003

Money party

A segment on the news where the financial expert comes on to talk about the markets, especially on an up-market day.

Joe Scarborough to Erin Burnett on MSNBC, "Hey, international superstar Erin Burnet is here to talk about the markets. It's a money party!"

by JW March 18, 2009

it wasnt properly labeled

When C.B. is really drunk and urinates in nicks laundry basket. Upon furthur questioning, he states "It wasnt properly labeled."

by JW July 11, 2006

george w bush

not my president (or NMP)

Someone from Sydney: I'm lucky to be an Australian, because he's not my president.

Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he?

Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"

by jw February 27, 2005

deeshe

Chav speak for friend, used mainly in a one-to-one basis when describing how pissed they got, how many people they killed or what happened 'dawnnn' market.

"Fukin' hell, he was like proper givin it and i weren;t takin none of it deeshe, so i went an fukin stamped on his face'

by JW April 24, 2005

dupp

An opportunity at a location southernmost that shall not be missed or passed up by a dear friend.

Hey you idiot, take the dupp!

by JW February 18, 2005

emo kid

emo- short for emotional
emo kid- b. martinez

that emo kid cries over her broken heart.

cheer up emo kid.

by jw April 6, 2004