67 definitions by jr

Tanny Girls

1) an obsession with bronzer

"You need some tanny girls today because you look kinda pale"

by jr February 24, 2005

screwin around corners

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick

situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"

by jr December 12, 2004

cancer

An uncontrolled meiotic division of a useless cell.

Breast cancer, lung cancer, colon cancer, testicular cancer, stomach cancer, etc.

by jr April 10, 2004

jackrabbit

1) shane's mom's dildo
2) shocker
3) JR

So we were looking for the breathalizer, and drew stumbled upon my(shane) mom's jackrabbit.

by jr February 8, 2004

ball wash

when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.

"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"

by jr December 12, 2004

wolf date

when you get totally wasted and wake up next to a woman lying her head on your arm who is so ugly you would rather chew your own arm off and run than wake her up so thinks it was something more than a drunken one night stand

shit man, i got so wasted last night i ended up on a wolf date

by jr December 12, 2004

mudball

when you shit in a girls mouth and she spits it back in yours. a snowball with shit

tom shit is mistys mouth, she then spit it back into toms mouth, he said fuck and punched her.

by jr January 17, 2005