blowbee jobee

a sexual position in which you are pinching a girl's nipples while she's giving you a blowjob.

twiddles gave me a sick ass blowbee jobee this afternoon.

by Joshee November 27, 2006

jibbee juice

another word for hot vagina squeezed secretions.

yo, looks like you got some dried up jibbee juice in your mustache.

by Joshee November 28, 2006

Puffin Puss

when your ladyfriend's labia majora becomes so excited that it puffs up larger than your erection.

When Gina has a puffin puss it makes me feel small as a breakfast sausage.

by joshee October 24, 2007

Nintenblow

when youre having sex with a girl and experience difficulties. so you pull out and allow her to blow on it and then re-insert. similar to an nes game cartridge.

my lady's lag time was taking me on a trip to soft city, so i requested a nintenblow.

by joshee October 24, 2007

baby bruise

when youre lover is 4 or more years younger than you and you slap her in the face with your boner.

i gave my little bitch a baby bruise.

by Joshee November 28, 2006

shocking the globe

when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.

i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.

by Joshee November 26, 2006

bendover bubbles

when two men take off their pants, bend over butt to butt and knock each other's testicles back and forth straight silly style.

heath and jake performed a sweaty session of bendover bubbles in the popular award winning film "Brokeback Mountain."

by joshee October 24, 2007