jorge's definitions

gizzard

The term used if a person has a very fat neck which makes it look like they have two over-lapping chins.

Child, lift your head up. You're makin it look like you have an ENORMOUS gizzard.

by Jorge June 17, 2005

Chode

The space directly between the end of your genitals and the beginning of your anus.

I sniffed my underwear right between my shit streak and my piss stain, and surprisingly so, it smelled just like a sweaty bum.

by Jorge April 1, 2003

malomar

the fat kid you used to sit next to in school who would always jack off into your pencil case while he was thinking about bean burritos and double quarter pounders being pumped into his bloodstream via an I.V drip on account of he didnt have the physical strength or endurance to eat orally (except for his mums shit).

"look at that malomar"

by Jorge May 22, 2004

rubicon

badass jeep that costs way less than an h2 but is way fuckin better unless ur a soccer mom

hey, check out this video of me rock crawlin in my rubicon

by jorge February 11, 2005

chocha

Well, in Argentina when a woman is happy, we say "she is chocha" and when a man is happy for something we say "hey,you´re so chocho today"

I passed the exam, I´m chocho!! (male style)

by Jorge January 28, 2003

paniqueo

Spanish slang, to panic. Or to get paranoid, like when one is stoned, or scared.

"Lo agarro su mama puñeteandosela y se paniqueo."

by Jorge September 9, 2003

going commando

1. To fuck a woman without a condom

1. Dude, she was hot for it last night, but I didn't have a rubber so I had to go commando

by jorge February 15, 2005