jorge's definitions

malomar

the fat kid you used to sit next to in school who would always jack off into your pencil case while he was thinking about bean burritos and double quarter pounders being pumped into his bloodstream via an I.V drip on account of he didnt have the physical strength or endurance to eat orally (except for his mums shit).

"look at that malomar"

by Jorge May 22, 2004

cap

V. The truncation of "bust a cap". Which is to "shoot" in urban slang.

"Bust a cap" is the current bastardization of a 19th century hrase in which a person would 'bust a cap', that is to say, bust the cap of their flint lock weapon.

I'm finna bust a cap in your ass.

by Jorge December 16, 2004

nut hugger

1. (noun) men's shorts that are so form-fitting around the crotch that they actually hug the nuts to the point of delineating the testicles for all to ridicule.
2. (noun) a male who likes to put his arms around the testicles of another man.

1. Yo! Are you a fag? Then why are you wearingn nut huggers?
2. Dude, that guy likes you. He is definitely a nut hugger.

by Jorge April 1, 2003

Pedro Amenábar

Uruguayan-Argentinian movie director and scriptwriter renowned for his weird stories with even more weird names.

- Have you watched Pedro Amenábar's classic?
- "The Milky"? Yes, I did, but I hated it.
- You probably didn't catch a thing, did you? It's a cult-classic!

by Jorge June 17, 2006

hard on

Erect penis; see: boner

Long Dong Silver could never get a real hard on, because his penis was so long.

by Jorge December 6, 2002

wad

An amount (generally one ejaculation) of male semen.

I just shot a wad in the shower.

by Jorge December 16, 2004

4x4

Four gears, four wheel drive.

I finally finished my dodge, it's a keen 4x4.

by Jorge November 26, 2006