jorge's definitions

going commando

1. To fuck a woman without a condom

1. Dude, she was hot for it last night, but I didn't have a rubber so I had to go commando

by jorge February 15, 2005

breffis

1. Breakfast. The first and most important meal of the day.

Hey Ruffus ... what you say, me and you go for breffis at the IHOP?

by Jorge September 17, 2005

felatio

Also fellatio

N. The act of orally pleasing the male genitalia.

Throughout history felatio has been an exertion of dominance over his lessers. During pre-biblical times, a farmer might force a thief to perform felatio to him had he found said thief trying to steal goods from him.

Felatio is the culmination of a prom night's hard work.

by Jorge December 16, 2004

mecha

Spanish slang used in Central America for gun, weapon, revolver.

Hey Carlos.. if you're gonna go to the Casino, you better hide your mecha real well.. those bastards will surely search you!

by Jorge February 19, 2004

chocha

vulgar noun, Puerto Rican for "vagina."

Mira! Se le ve la chocha dentro de la falda!
Translation: Look! You can see her vagina through the skirt.

by Jorge April 4, 2003

twinkin'

The act of staring at a person or just into space. Your chin must be down and your mouth hanging open with your eyes wide and your head slightly tilted. This term also applies to a person when they wear clothing that is too small and their fat hangs out.

Betty: "Susan, stop twinkin'."
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He already had his Thanksgiving dinner, he doesn't want your rolls."

by Jorge June 17, 2005

dilrod

a polite way of saying someone is a dildoo

Mr. Rodde: "Boe, stop being such a dilrod"

by Jorge December 14, 2004