jorge's definitions

gizzard

when someone has a very fat neck and it looks as if they have 2 chins

Lift your chin, child! That is a gigantuos gizzard!

by Jorge February 16, 2005

elpirato

a Mexican Pirate.

"oh senor elpirato is ejaculatingo in my rectal passageo"

by Jorge May 22, 2004

twinkin'

The act of staring at a person or just into space. Your chin must be down and your mouth hanging open with your eyes wide and your head slightly tilted. This term also applies to a person when they wear clothing that is too small and their fat hangs out.

Betty: "Susan, stop twinkin'."
Susan: "What are you TALKING about?"
Betty: "He already had his Thanksgiving dinner, he doesn't want your rolls."

by Jorge June 17, 2005

dilrod

a polite way of saying someone is a dildoo

Mr. Rodde: "Boe, stop being such a dilrod"

by Jorge December 14, 2004

cap

V. The truncation of "bust a cap". Which is to "shoot" in urban slang.

"Bust a cap" is the current bastardization of a 19th century hrase in which a person would 'bust a cap', that is to say, bust the cap of their flint lock weapon.

I'm finna bust a cap in your ass.

by Jorge December 16, 2004

nut hugger

1. (noun) men's shorts that are so form-fitting around the crotch that they actually hug the nuts to the point of delineating the testicles for all to ridicule.
2. (noun) a male who likes to put his arms around the testicles of another man.

1. Yo! Are you a fag? Then why are you wearingn nut huggers?
2. Dude, that guy likes you. He is definitely a nut hugger.

by Jorge April 1, 2003

Pedro Amenábar

Uruguayan-Argentinian movie director and scriptwriter renowned for his weird stories with even more weird names.

- Have you watched Pedro Amenábar's classic?
- "The Milky"? Yes, I did, but I hated it.
- You probably didn't catch a thing, did you? It's a cult-classic!

by Jorge June 17, 2006