jorge's definitions

cochofle

Spanish, In Puerto Rico. Cuero, Putita easy usually non good looking girl.

Christina Aguilera es un cochofle.

by jorge February 25, 2005

rubicon

badass jeep that costs way less than an h2 but is way fuckin better unless ur a soccer mom

hey, check out this video of me rock crawlin in my rubicon

by jorge February 11, 2005

cap

V. The truncation of "bust a cap". Which is to "shoot" in urban slang.

"Bust a cap" is the current bastardization of a 19th century hrase in which a person would 'bust a cap', that is to say, bust the cap of their flint lock weapon.

I'm finna bust a cap in your ass.

by Jorge December 16, 2004

breffis

1. Breakfast. The first and most important meal of the day.

Hey Ruffus ... what you say, me and you go for breffis at the IHOP?

by Jorge September 17, 2005

going commando

1. To fuck a woman without a condom

1. Dude, she was hot for it last night, but I didn't have a rubber so I had to go commando

by jorge February 15, 2005

felatio

Also fellatio

N. The act of orally pleasing the male genitalia.

Throughout history felatio has been an exertion of dominance over his lessers. During pre-biblical times, a farmer might force a thief to perform felatio to him had he found said thief trying to steal goods from him.

Felatio is the culmination of a prom night's hard work.

by Jorge December 16, 2004

malomar

the fat kid you used to sit next to in school who would always jack off into your pencil case while he was thinking about bean burritos and double quarter pounders being pumped into his bloodstream via an I.V drip on account of he didnt have the physical strength or endurance to eat orally (except for his mums shit).

"look at that malomar"

by Jorge May 22, 2004