jonny's definitions

shnoziating

when you think someting is gross

wow your mom is shnoziating

by jonny September 30, 2004

uped

short for being showed up. Se also, owned, ruled, schooled

Man, you got uped bad.

by Jonny June 19, 2004

stron sad

see Strong Sad

by jonny March 28, 2003

Man Warmth

The warmth of the Crotch area another man should never feel

Damnit Jim get you leg off me!!!

by Jonny December 28, 2004

tweener

the area between the scrotum and the anus. See "choda"

Is it legal to show a tweener on tv?

by jonny September 17, 2003

weatherical

relating to the weather

The test had weatherical questions on it.

by jonny December 3, 2002

Chavish

A language spoken mostly in Britain.
It derives from the popular language of 'English' but due to the great difficulty of this language, has been modified so that words above 2 syllables have been wiped out, and replaced by a selection of new words.
Chavish is reknowned for its common use of the word 'fuck,' often used as an adjective, a noun, a verb, an adverb and a pronoun.
Chavish also requires that the first syllable of one's name is taken and has 'az' added onto the end, to form a new Chavish name, eg 'Baz, Gaz, Taz, Shaz etc...'
Language experts at the university of Cambridge have been trying for years to decode this language, investing millions into 'Project Chavish' though all to no avail.

Chav: "Yo shaz, hows yer fuckin' kid?"
Shaz: "Buzzin' like, what is you upto now Baz?"
Chav: Im fuckin going ter get meh dole money, like, Ill catch yer later innit."
Shaz: Yeah innit.
(The Chavs Depart)

by Jonny January 3, 2005