jonny's definitions

shmere

anything u want it to mean

i got kicked in the shmere!it hurt like a shmere. god damn shmere! i ate a shmere for breakfast(shmere) lunch(shmere)and dinner(shmere).

by jonny April 4, 2003

Zook

" a shorter name for Bazooka in the popular worms} series " -also used in some other game titles

" i just wasted that guy with the zook!"

by Jonny November 10, 2003

nuff

1) A statement to express inner calm and tranquility.
2) Has been more recently misconceived of not being bothered or not having the energy to do something.

1) nuff nuff nuff (repeat till fade)
2) feeling nuffed or feeling the nuff

by Jonny November 16, 2004

livestrong

a yellow bracelet that everyone wears and half of them doesn't even know that its to support cancer

Hey mista ill buy that livestrong from you for 20 bux even though i no its only worth 1... yay im coooool!

by jonny October 3, 2004

cut ass

when one blows something fierce out of the good ole two hole resulting in coughing and sometimes nausea

when jon cuts ass everyone keels over

by jonny March 12, 2003

mosag

1. A woman who is not blessed with the talent of looks. In other words: A Fucking ugly girl

That bitch is a mosag!!

by jonny June 18, 2005

ViZi0n

a norwegian synonyme for "big dick"
or "huge cock"

wow, he's like ViZi0n or something

by Jonny December 1, 2003