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manc

An inhabitant of Manchester, a city with a particularly high crime rate due to scousers having stolen everything in their own shithole, (see Liverpool).

Not to be confused with followers of Manchester city, who are known as "bitters", (see Stockport).
Scouser: You're crime rat'es higher than ours you Manc twat
Manc: That's because you go elsewhere on the rob you granny-stabbing doleite
by Jonny December 23, 2003
mugGet the mancmug.

mcshizzle

beans' favorite word even though it is horrible. it means anything u want it to mean.
shut the mcshizzle up..u mcshizzle
by jonny April 4, 2003
mugGet the mcshizzlemug.

CHAVHUNTER

Originally a demi-god whose soul purpose was to destroy the common chav.
Now it is a term dedicated to those brave few who roam Britain's cold rainy streets, draped in their superior black and beholding great knowledge and wit. They often hang out in rock clubs, where they build their armies of darkness until they are ready to march to the Chav lair... the place they call 'McDonalds.'
Please donate generously to your local Chavhunter society. Just £2 a month will help make the world a better place.
Clutching his tridant, the chavhunter stood alone in the shadows, his black leather coat fluttering violently in the breeze. He was waiting for his prey to arrive.
by Jonny January 3, 2005
mugGet the CHAVHUNTERmug.

yayness

(interj.) said when expressing happiness!
i got a 100 on my test. YAYNESS!
by jonny December 3, 2002
mugGet the yaynessmug.

Schiza

Oh Schiza! I broke my hip!
by Jonny April 25, 2003
mugGet the Schizamug.

shanker

That kid Mike is such a Shanker!
by Jonny February 20, 2005
mugGet the shankermug.

bocaj

Some one of great class. A person people look up to.
I'm jealous of that bocaj
by jonny October 15, 2004
mugGet the bocajmug.

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