jonny's definitions

biznatchio

A classic italian puppet whos name was later changed because of it sounding to much like biznatch

"Now, now biznatchio you musn't lie"

by Jonny May 12, 2004

weatherical

relating to the weather

The test had weatherical questions on it.

by jonny December 3, 2002

Chavish

A language spoken mostly in Britain.
It derives from the popular language of 'English' but due to the great difficulty of this language, has been modified so that words above 2 syllables have been wiped out, and replaced by a selection of new words.
Chavish is reknowned for its common use of the word 'fuck,' often used as an adjective, a noun, a verb, an adverb and a pronoun.
Chavish also requires that the first syllable of one's name is taken and has 'az' added onto the end, to form a new Chavish name, eg 'Baz, Gaz, Taz, Shaz etc...'
Language experts at the university of Cambridge have been trying for years to decode this language, investing millions into 'Project Chavish' though all to no avail.

Chav: "Yo shaz, hows yer fuckin' kid?"
Shaz: "Buzzin' like, what is you upto now Baz?"
Chav: Im fuckin going ter get meh dole money, like, Ill catch yer later innit."
Shaz: Yeah innit.
(The Chavs Depart)

by Jonny January 3, 2005

nargis

A hot and incredibly cool chick.

Eliza Dushku

by Jonny July 30, 2003

blo

Bein stoned or fucked up.

Damn, that nigga be blo up off dat dro!

by jonny March 4, 2005

10 pence

1) a charva's last resort
2) some charvas collect them or trade them for fags

'givus 10 pence like'

by Jonny October 1, 2003

shnoziating

when you think someting is gross

wow your mom is shnoziating

by jonny September 30, 2004