jonny's definitions

the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.

by jonny September 15, 2003

stockport

A place inhabited by supporters of Manchester City.

Stockport - give us a song

by Jonny December 23, 2003

mosag

1. A woman who is not blessed with the talent of looks. In other words: A Fucking ugly girl

That bitch is a mosag!!

by jonny June 18, 2005

skinhead

People who are anti peace and are work machines with no respect for the environment

Any Republican

(specifically george bush and his bushies)

by Jonny March 30, 2005

natas

Evil, or totally messed up. Satan backwards.

That child killer on tv, man, that's totally natas.

by jonny February 11, 2004

Jim Bowen Syndrome

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.

Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...

by Jonny December 26, 2008

VAGINA BLOOD BURP

a bloody chunky excretion formulated in and around and excreted with force from the vaginal area.

"That's a chunky vagina blood burp!" Declared Richard.

by Jonny January 27, 2007