jonny's definitions

lazyd

a 2 faced useless person who thinks hes hot shit but hes just a fat little boy

lazyd.....your useless

by JONNY March 20, 2005

little brtian

A misspelling of the popular British comedy programme Little Britain.
Features Matt Lucas and David Walliams as the main stars, with helping hands from the likes of Anthony Head, known for his role in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Often quoted by the people of Britain.

"Hey did you see Little Britain last night?"
"Yeah, good, wasn't it?"
"Yeah...but no but yeah but no but yeah but no cos Candice said was round the back of the bike sheds with James Thomson and SHUT UP!"
"Jim, you can't do the f***ing impression. Shut up."

by Jonny January 5, 2005

nignog

a black hairy man aka indian

look at that big nignog over there

by jonny May 13, 2005

mashoogina

when a jewish old lady is mad at you and thinks you look weird she calls you that.

"Oy, what do you think i am a mashoogina"

by jonny October 3, 2004

Battle Royal

A misspelling of the popular Japanese book/manga and movie called Battle Royale
If you haven't already seen the film, I suggest you go and see it unless you are really into manga then you could read that first.
To see what its about then read some entries on the Battle Royale definitions.

"Hey did you know how to spell Battle Royale?"
"No I don't, I'll try anyway and create a thread for a misspelt version on Urban Dictionary"
"OK fair enough."

by Jonny January 1, 2005

Zook

" a shorter name for Bazooka in the popular worms} series " -also used in some other game titles

" i just wasted that guy with the zook!"

by Jonny November 10, 2003

shmere

anything u want it to mean

i got kicked in the shmere!it hurt like a shmere. god damn shmere! i ate a shmere for breakfast(shmere) lunch(shmere)and dinner(shmere).

by jonny April 4, 2003