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Battle Royal

A misspelling of the popular Japanese book/manga and movie called Battle Royale
If you haven't already seen the film, I suggest you go and see it unless you are really into manga then you could read that first.
To see what its about then read some entries on the Battle Royale definitions.
"Hey did you know how to spell Battle Royale?"
"No I don't, I'll try anyway and create a thread for a misspelt version on Urban Dictionary"
"OK fair enough."
by Jonny January 1, 2005
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funeral for a friend

A band for girls who want to pretend they are some kind of rock chick.
Reknowned for looking like dorks, I am ashamed to live in the country next to theirs.
Welsh people across the nation have been crying themselves to sleep at night for one of the following reasons:
1)They are ashamed that this band are from their nation
2)They like this band and are emo-kiddies whose lifes are so hard and unbearable.
"Hey my life is so hard so I went and bought this FFAF CD."
"Whys your life hard?"
"I have an ex-girlfriend."
"Oh jee that is a shame man... hey but at least you can create an emo band now."
by Jonny January 5, 2005
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DMV

department of motor vehicles (aka hell)
by jonny December 3, 2002
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britknee

Jawknee ::hearts:: Britknee
by Jonny October 11, 2004
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behenchod

one who takes part in the process of fucking ones own siter
by jonny September 14, 2003
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kikstand

JonnyP made this and it means that ur dik is so long you can use it as a kik stand
my dik is 4 and a half feet long so i can just lean over and use it as a kik stand
by jonny September 19, 2004
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lazyd

a 2 faced useless person who thinks hes hot shit but hes just a fat little boy
lazyd.....your useless
by JONNY March 20, 2005
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