jonny's definitions

hermans

overgrown balls

man i have hermans!

by jonny April 4, 2003

CHAVHUNTER

Originally a demi-god whose soul purpose was to destroy the common chav.
Now it is a term dedicated to those brave few who roam Britain's cold rainy streets, draped in their superior black and beholding great knowledge and wit. They often hang out in rock clubs, where they build their armies of darkness until they are ready to march to the Chav lair... the place they call 'McDonalds.'
Please donate generously to your local Chavhunter society. Just £2 a month will help make the world a better place.

Clutching his tridant, the chavhunter stood alone in the shadows, his black leather coat fluttering violently in the breeze. He was waiting for his prey to arrive.

by Jonny January 3, 2005

manc

An inhabitant of Manchester, a city with a particularly high crime rate due to scousers having stolen everything in their own shithole, (see Liverpool).

Not to be confused with followers of Manchester city, who are known as "bitters", (see Stockport).

Scouser: You're crime rat'es higher than ours you Manc twat
Manc: That's because you go elsewhere on the rob you granny-stabbing doleite

by Jonny December 23, 2003

mcshizzle

beans' favorite word even though it is horrible. it means anything u want it to mean.

shut the mcshizzle up..u mcshizzle

by jonny April 4, 2003

bevwad

a term used to describe a particular amount of bev, bev being a small, crappy little poser dick. the "wad" refers to the precise quantity of bevs needed to maintain this bevness.

"hey man, get a load of that chunky assed bevwad"
"jeeeesus, that is one serious wad there man."

by jonny March 11, 2005

blo

Bein stoned or fucked up.

Damn, that nigga be blo up off dat dro!

by jonny March 4, 2005

shnoziating

when you think someting is gross

wow your mom is shnoziating

by jonny September 30, 2004