jonny's definitions

Pain Schmain

The jewish way of saying "hurting"

Mostletoff!! Fuck that Pain schmain

by Jonny December 28, 2004

shabilla

its a mystery...

shabilla

by Jonny October 1, 2003

bulkus

Someone who was generally bullied throughout his life and probably has never gotten pussy. The bulkus is a creature of large fatty-tissued dimensions. However, inspite of this fact he has managed to gain a lot of muscular size. Although generally the bulkus would not survive in teh world of bodybuilding due to the requirements of low bodyfat.

The bulkus glanced at a picture of a lean bodybuilder and laughed to himself "HAH! Look at that skinny kid!" and continued to eat his happy meal

by Jonny February 16, 2004

kikstand

JonnyP made this and it means that ur dik is so long you can use it as a kik stand

my dik is 4 and a half feet long so i can just lean over and use it as a kik stand

by jonny September 19, 2004

Loveparade

She's a very funky girl,
The kind you don't take home to mamma.
Because it's more than likely that she will call your mother "ooooooolllllddd"
and continue to say the word "ooooooolllllllllddddddddd" like 5 of 6 times.

Hey yo, hip cat.. I'm lau the love parade.... and i've never seen so many wrinkles!! man you're OOOLLLDDDDD.. you're OOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD... YOU'RE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD... OLD OLD OOOLLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!!

by Jonny January 26, 2004

behenchod

one who takes part in the process of fucking ones own siter

bhenchod sala!

by jonny September 14, 2003

shmere

anything u want it to mean

i got kicked in the shmere!it hurt like a shmere. god damn shmere! i ate a shmere for breakfast(shmere) lunch(shmere)and dinner(shmere).

by jonny April 4, 2003