jonny's definitions

the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.

by jonny September 15, 2003

moistrous

A word used only by complete idiots to describe conditions that are damp. (Mo)

Last night I felt very moistrous

by jonny May 17, 2004

flip reverse it

wen ya turn sumthing round or have something that spins

im goin to flip reverse my shoes and my phone whoa my coffe jus \flip reversed it also a twat song by 10 twats

by jonny March 1, 2004

booblechem

u use it to catch some1s attention

hey come over here!BOOBLECHEM!
oh yo wats up...nmu?

by jonny April 5, 2003

shanker

a person who is addicted to crack cocaine

That kid Mike is such a Shanker!

by Jonny February 20, 2005

bowling for soup

A super super cool band, all there albums are exellent and people who dont like em should be .... *thinks*....shouted at alot, lol

Bowling for soup are the greatest band ever!

by Jonny September 4, 2003

noobzor

some fuckin wanker that thought he could rip off the word noob

omg ur such a noobzor

by Jonny October 13, 2003