jonny's definitions

smoke beef

when a guy like 2 put naughty mans parts in his mouth for fun or when he has a strange habbit of lightings cows noses and sucking on there arse

you smoke beef, this is good beef here , whoa im stoned on this beef, whoa this beef is good, david lawrence smokes beef, ummmmmm beef,

by jonny February 27, 2004

yes

a whole female convesation

jenny: yes
jordan: mmm yes
keork: yup
dig: yes
left boob: YEAS
right boob: yes

by Jonny March 17, 2004

moistrous

A word used only by complete idiots to describe conditions that are damp. (Mo)

Last night I felt very moistrous

by jonny May 17, 2004

stron sad

see Strong Sad

by jonny March 28, 2003

bevwad

a term used to describe a particular amount of bev, bev being a small, crappy little poser dick. the "wad" refers to the precise quantity of bevs needed to maintain this bevness.

"hey man, get a load of that chunky assed bevwad"
"jeeeesus, that is one serious wad there man."

by jonny March 11, 2005

Potatoe Spray

- a spray of snow on a late season northwest cascade powder day, carve it frontside, carve it back side and the spray looks like diareah off the bottom of your board, thick, mooshy snow, soupy snow, wet and soppy but fun as hell.

- the spray that come's out at the end of your "potatoe gun" when you ignite it to lounch a potatoe 100 yards

: - We went up to stevens pass WA last saturday in late march, 15 inches of wet soppy snow fell the day before and all day long we were getting "Potatoe Spray" Turns that sounded like we were riding the water slide at Marine World.

: - When i lived out in sultan basin we used to launch Potatoes out of our make shift Poatatoe gun and the "Potatoe Spray" from the gun when we laucnhed them would cover a 10 yard radius.

by Jonny March 28, 2004

Man Warmth

The warmth of the Crotch area another man should never feel

Damnit Jim get you leg off me!!!

by Jonny December 28, 2004