jonny's definitions

gawk

to stare at a hot girls b00bies!

stop gawking at pam anderson!

by jonny December 3, 2002

shmere

anything u want it to mean

i got kicked in the shmere!it hurt like a shmere. god damn shmere! i ate a shmere for breakfast(shmere) lunch(shmere)and dinner(shmere).

by jonny April 4, 2003

confusterated

(adj.)state of being both confuzzled and frusterated.

This test is confusterating me!

by jonny December 3, 2002

buy the farm

Buy the farm was originated with pilots. Mostly military.
If something from the government crashes on to a farm - like a military plane, the government 'buy the farm'. as in the land that it destroyed. The pilot is dead because of the impact...

Bob : You know Dave? He bought the farm whilst on a training excerise last week

by Jonny February 7, 2004

bowling for soup

A super super cool band, all there albums are exellent and people who dont like em should be .... *thinks*....shouted at alot, lol

Bowling for soup are the greatest band ever!

by Jonny September 4, 2003

noobzor

some fuckin wanker that thought he could rip off the word noob

omg ur such a noobzor

by Jonny October 13, 2003

flip reverse it

wen ya turn sumthing round or have something that spins

im goin to flip reverse my shoes and my phone whoa my coffe jus \flip reversed it also a twat song by 10 twats

by jonny March 1, 2004