jonny's definitions

ViZi0n

a norwegian synonyme for "big dick"
or "huge cock"

wow, he's like ViZi0n or something

by Jonny December 1, 2003

Jim Bowen Syndrome

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.

Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...

by Jonny December 26, 2008

mosag

1. A woman who is not blessed with the talent of looks. In other words: A Fucking ugly girl

That bitch is a mosag!!

by jonny June 18, 2005

HER

The name that the band HIM had to go under when releasing the album Razorblade Romance in the USA, as there was already a band of that name there. However they reached a settlement and HIM are now legally allowed to go under that name in the USA. Often associated with obsessive fan and Jackass/MTV star Bam Margera

"Hey man, HER are amazing aren't they?"
"I think you mean HIM, they can be called that here now"
"Thats good."

by Jonny December 31, 2004

limnifigistic

State of being where your brain is so blank you're thinking retarded thoughts.

dude 1:"Dude, I was so out of it last i nite!"
dude 2"Yeah man, you were limnifigistic!"

by Jonny July 23, 2004

Dizza

Diz-ah
Noun,
An absolute demon on anything with wheels, be it a race-car, uni-cycle or even a shopping trolley. The average Dizza can easily perform a kick-flip in a golf cart.
Typical Dizza behaviour consists of fixing cars, riding bikes etc

1. Noun: You're such a dizza

by Jonny May 1, 2015

confusterated

(adj.)state of being both confuzzled and frusterated.

This test is confusterating me!

by jonny December 3, 2002