jonny's definitions

skinhead

People who are anti peace and are work machines with no respect for the environment

Any Republican

(specifically george bush and his bushies)

by Jonny March 30, 2005

HER

The name that the band HIM had to go under when releasing the album Razorblade Romance in the USA, as there was already a band of that name there. However they reached a settlement and HIM are now legally allowed to go under that name in the USA. Often associated with obsessive fan and Jackass/MTV star Bam Margera

"Hey man, HER are amazing aren't they?"
"I think you mean HIM, they can be called that here now"
"Thats good."

by Jonny December 31, 2004

limnifigistic

State of being where your brain is so blank you're thinking retarded thoughts.

dude 1:"Dude, I was so out of it last i nite!"
dude 2"Yeah man, you were limnifigistic!"

by Jonny July 23, 2004

mosag

1. A woman who is not blessed with the talent of looks. In other words: A Fucking ugly girl

That bitch is a mosag!!

by jonny June 18, 2005

microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys

freakish creatures from below the ground. They came here 1000000 years ago to feed on shrooms!

OMG! its a microsubterranianegyptianseamonkey!

by jonny December 3, 2002

Jim Bowen Syndrome

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.

Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...

by Jonny December 26, 2008

cut ass

when one blows something fierce out of the good ole two hole resulting in coughing and sometimes nausea

when jon cuts ass everyone keels over

by jonny March 12, 2003