jonny's definitions

livestrong

a yellow bracelet that everyone wears and half of them doesn't even know that its to support cancer

Hey mista ill buy that livestrong from you for 20 bux even though i no its only worth 1... yay im coooool!

by jonny October 3, 2004

Hornbies

Post 1989 supporters of Arsenal football club. Derived from the novelist 'Nick Hornby', author of Fever Pitch. A book about how he was such a huge Arsenal fan, he couldn't be arsed to travel 200 miles to watch them win their first title for 18 years.

The Hornbies have developed a case of Wengervision again.

by Jonny December 23, 2003

cut ass

when one blows something fierce out of the good ole two hole resulting in coughing and sometimes nausea

when jon cuts ass everyone keels over

by jonny March 12, 2003

SlapStick

When you lick your hand and slap someone on the forehead with it

Lets give that guy a slapstick

by Jonny August 11, 2003

joogle

the word meens dog

the smelly dog took a shit!!!!!

by jonny December 10, 2003

Xaverian

The fags who loose to St. Johns in football the past 4 years.

Bob says, Man Xaverian lost to St. Johns again.
Joe responds, Yeah they suck at football.

by Jonny April 1, 2005

yes

a whole female convesation

jenny: yes
jordan: mmm yes
keork: yup
dig: yes
left boob: YEAS
right boob: yes

by Jonny March 17, 2004