jonny's definitions

microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys

freakish creatures from below the ground. They came here 1000000 years ago to feed on shrooms!

OMG! its a microsubterranianegyptianseamonkey!

by jonny December 3, 2002

ViZi0n

a norwegian synonyme for "big dick"
or "huge cock"

wow, he's like ViZi0n or something

by Jonny December 1, 2003

Jim Bowen Syndrome

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.

Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...

by Jonny December 26, 2008

homogay

Very gay person.

Jonny is very homogay.

by jonny March 11, 2003

Naughty Elmo

A cheeky little lady with a cheeky little face. Don't be fooled by this one's calm demeanor. Beneath the surface of this elegant beauty is a wiley little minx. Secretive and all-knowing, never under estimate Naughty Elmos.

Julie is such a naughty elmo, hangin with DrJonny. Are they sleeping together?

by Jonny March 15, 2015

pure

Good weed or hash. "Pure" grass, no seeds, no stalks in it.

Give me a hook up on dat pure.

by jonny March 4, 2005

VAGINA BLOOD BURP

a bloody chunky excretion formulated in and around and excreted with force from the vaginal area.

"That's a chunky vagina blood burp!" Declared Richard.

by Jonny January 27, 2007