jonny's definitions

the 69 eyes

Finnish goth/rock band. VERY popular in Finland and various other countires (Germany etc.)
Led by frontman Jyrki, they have worked alongside Ville Valo from the amazing fellow Finnish band HIM and have had MTV and Jackass star Bam Margera direct their music video for 'Lost Boys,' from their latest album 'Devils' which rose to number one in the Finnish charts.

"Hey whats this song? Its amazing!"
"This? Oh its Feel Berlin by The 69 Eyes."

by Jonny December 31, 2004

microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys

freakish creatures from below the ground. They came here 1000000 years ago to feed on shrooms!

OMG! its a microsubterranianegyptianseamonkey!

by jonny December 3, 2002

VAGINA BLOOD BURP

a bloody chunky excretion formulated in and around and excreted with force from the vaginal area.

"That's a chunky vagina blood burp!" Declared Richard.

by Jonny January 27, 2007

Naughty Elmo

A cheeky little lady with a cheeky little face. Don't be fooled by this one's calm demeanor. Beneath the surface of this elegant beauty is a wiley little minx. Secretive and all-knowing, never under estimate Naughty Elmos.

Julie is such a naughty elmo, hangin with DrJonny. Are they sleeping together?

by Jonny March 15, 2015

pure

Good weed or hash. "Pure" grass, no seeds, no stalks in it.

Give me a hook up on dat pure.

by jonny March 4, 2005

homogay

Very gay person.

Jonny is very homogay.

by jonny March 11, 2003

livestrong

a yellow bracelet that everyone wears and half of them doesn't even know that its to support cancer

Hey mista ill buy that livestrong from you for 20 bux even though i no its only worth 1... yay im coooool!

by jonny October 3, 2004