9 definitions by jockerty

born too hard

A term used to describe the event of a woman having a miscarriage, and their child dying.

"So, where's the baby Sharon?"

"He was born too hard."

by jockerty May 17, 2019

sloshing out the gash

Used to describe a substance appearing through a hole, rip or tear in a material or object. May also refer to a woman's period.

"I burnt myself earlier and now there's loads of yellow stuff sloshing out the gash."
"If you break into my house again I will rape you."

by jockerty April 4, 2019

big fat chocolate cake

A euphemism for faeces.

"Christ, this smells like someone had a big fat chocolate cake in here!"

"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."

by jockerty May 2, 2019

the hollow tubes

A brass or woodwind instrument. Can alternatively be used as the plural form as well.

"Ayo wanna hang later?"
"Sorry brosky, I gotta play with the hollow tubes."

by jockerty April 4, 2019

what's your favourite colour?

Used as deterrent to try and avoid confrontations.

"Steve. I need you to answer me. Why was there child pornography in your room?"

"So Brad, what's your favourite colour?

by jockerty April 10, 2019

Slamazon

The part of the e-commerce website Amazon that specialises in selling Space Jam related merchandise.

"Howard where the hell where you? Horse surgery is a two-person job. You know that."
"Sorry honey. I was busy shopping on Slamazon."

by jockerty April 1, 2019

Slamulet

Also known as a "good luck charm", a slamulet is an object believed to confer protection upon its possessor, usually referring to those worn by basketballers.

"The hell is Michael wearing on his wrist?"
"It's a slamulet, you muppet."

by jockerty March 31, 2019