147 definitions by jimmybomm

paper hit

The first hit off a joint is usually a paper hit unless the joint is packed full.

Man that first paper hit really made me cough but the second hit was great.

by jimmybomm January 28, 2021

bunghole juice

The brown nasty smelling juice that squirts out of a persons bunghole.

When Joe was banging his girlfriend doggy style she sneezed causing bunghole juice to shoot out onto his stomach. This caused him to go limp and then throw up.

by jimmybomm January 5, 2021

dirty pot licker

A derogatory term meaning someone is stupid or a idiot.

Uncle Ray: I'm going to the coffee clutch and I hope my dirty pot licker nephew Joe doesn't show up.

by jimmybomm January 17, 2023

best boofoo buddy

A homosexuals favorite ass pal.

guy 1: Where have you been? I have been trying to get ahold of you for a while. guy 2: I'm with someone new now. guy 1: That sucks. I thought you were my best boofoo buddy. guy 2: Not anymore.

by jimmybomm June 5, 2020

hairy shitfit

The act of freaking out. Its a shitfit but a bit worse because its more of a hairy situation that can't be controlled.

Oh god she's drunk again and having a hairy shitfit. God help us all.

by jimmybomm August 10, 2020

covid positive

The test results after being tested for the covid 19 virus showing a person to be positive. On the results form showing positive in small writing it says "if positive detected its indicative of active infection but not rule out bacterial infection or other viral infections".

My test results show that I was covid positive. Was I really positive for covid or did I have another infection? How about all the others that showed positive? Makes you wonder.

by jimmybomm September 26, 2021

stagger foot

The person who has stagger foot is a person who is so drunk they can barely walk.

Guy 1: Man check out that fool over there with his stagger foot. Guy 2: He needs to go lay down. Oh great, now he just pissed himself.

by jimmybomm July 15, 2021