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by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008
Get the Geffy mug.1. adj. used when someone is hot enough to jank to.
2. n. A special place (study, lavatory, closet used for masterbatory sessions.
3. n. Laboratory specially designed for studying masterbation.
2. n. A special place (study, lavatory, closet used for masterbatory sessions.
3. n. Laboratory specially designed for studying masterbation.
1. Holy shit, I met Kristen's little sis last week, girl is fully masterbatory!
2. If you'll excuse me, I need to step into the masterbatory for a quick tug.
2. If you'll excuse me, I need to step into the masterbatory for a quick tug.
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
Get the masterbatory mug.Amazingly underrated comedy boasting a hilarious Brett Kelly as "The Kid" and Billy Bob Thornton (in his greatest performance since Sling Blade) as a foul-mouthed, alcoholic Santa Claus.
John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.
A Christmas story in a category of its own.
John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.
A Christmas story in a category of its own.
by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008
Get the Bad Santa mug.The pocket of fat above the knee of an obese person...can be used for sexytime, storing personal items, or as a hand/foot-hold to reach the elbowgina (or other hole).
by jimmy patrick February 14, 2008
Get the kneegina mug.A special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant cum strands.
Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.
Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
Get the jerk jacket mug.Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!
I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
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