jimmy patrick's definitions

tuck box

1. The result of a man tucking his junk back between his legs to make it look like he has a box.

2. The genitals of a post-surgery transexual ex-male.

3. A charming tea house located in lovely Carmel, California.

Jay: Have you ever seen Silence of the Lambs?

Bob: Is that the one where the tranny shows off his tuck box?

Jay: Yeah, I just watched it the other night, shit is crazy!

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

mastastic

adj.

When something is so good you could jank to it.

Also, a really amazing masterbatory session.

Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!

I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

jerk jacket

A special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant cum strands.

Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.

Whoa, whoa, hold your horses there tiger, lemme get my jerk jacket on first!

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

fratty

The act of being like a frat guy...usually entails wearing pink polo shirts with lots of hairspray and celtic barbed-wire bicep tattoos.

Can also describe anyone who partakes in date-rape or soggy biscuit viagra parties.

Guy: "Man, what's up with Randy lately? He looks like Ricky Martin and he smells like a hooker!"

Liz: "Oh, he's just going through a fratty phase, it'll pass"

by jimmy patrick January 12, 2009

tugspot

A place used for masterbation.

Also can refer to a masterbatory stain.

Dude, your mom's bedroom makes for an excellent tugspot!

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

Bad Santa

Amazingly underrated comedy boasting a hilarious Brett Kelly as "The Kid" and Billy Bob Thornton (in his greatest performance since Sling Blade) as a foul-mouthed, alcoholic Santa Claus.

John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.

A Christmas story in a category of its own.

Bad Santa could have been terrible, but the excellent casting made it incredible.

by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008

masterbatory

1. adj. used when someone is hot enough to jank to.

2. n. A special place (study, lavatory, closet used for masterbatory sessions.

3. n. Laboratory specially designed for studying masterbation.

1. Holy shit, I met Kristen's little sis last week, girl is fully masterbatory!

2. If you'll excuse me, I need to step into the masterbatory for a quick tug.

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008