jimmy patrick's definitions

kneegina

The pocket of fat above the knee of an obese person...can be used for sexytime, storing personal items, or as a hand/foot-hold to reach the elbowgina (or other hole).

She wasn't fat enough for me to put it in the elbowgina, but the kneegina was a perfect fit!

by jimmy patrick February 14, 2008

chape

when you rape someone and cheat on your partner at the same time.

Damn, that bitch was so fine I just HAD to chape her! I hope my girl don't find out!

by jimmy patrick February 14, 2008

dick clique

A group of popular dudes, usually fratty jocks, who are into date-raping their underage cousins (and each other).

"Fuckin' dick clique made me drink their loogies today in the cafeteria, God I hate those assholes!"

by jimmy patrick February 15, 2008

fratty

The act of being like a frat guy...usually entails wearing pink polo shirts with lots of hairspray and celtic barbed-wire bicep tattoos.

Can also describe anyone who partakes in date-rape or soggy biscuit viagra parties.

Guy: "Man, what's up with Randy lately? He looks like Ricky Martin and he smells like a hooker!"

Liz: "Oh, he's just going through a fratty phase, it'll pass"

by jimmy patrick January 12, 2009

mastastic

adj.

When something is so good you could jank to it.

Also, a really amazing masterbatory session.

Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!

I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

masterbatory

1. adj. used when someone is hot enough to jank to.

2. n. A special place (study, lavatory, closet used for masterbatory sessions.

3. n. Laboratory specially designed for studying masterbation.

1. Holy shit, I met Kristen's little sis last week, girl is fully masterbatory!

2. If you'll excuse me, I need to step into the masterbatory for a quick tug.

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

tugspot

A place used for masterbation.

Also can refer to a masterbatory stain.

Dude, your mom's bedroom makes for an excellent tugspot!

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008