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by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008
Get the Geffy mug.The act of being like a frat guy...usually entails wearing pink polo shirts with lots of hairspray and celtic barbed-wire bicep tattoos.
Can also describe anyone who partakes in date-rape or soggy biscuit viagra parties.
Can also describe anyone who partakes in date-rape or soggy biscuit viagra parties.
Guy: "Man, what's up with Randy lately? He looks like Ricky Martin and he smells like a hooker!"
Liz: "Oh, he's just going through a fratty phase, it'll pass"
Liz: "Oh, he's just going through a fratty phase, it'll pass"
by jimmy patrick January 12, 2009
Get the fratty mug.1. The result of a man tucking his junk back between his legs to make it look like he has a box.
2. The genitals of a post-surgery transexual ex-male.
3. A charming tea house located in lovely Carmel, California.
2. The genitals of a post-surgery transexual ex-male.
3. A charming tea house located in lovely Carmel, California.
Jay: Have you ever seen Silence of the Lambs?
Bob: Is that the one where the tranny shows off his tuck box?
Jay: Yeah, I just watched it the other night, shit is crazy!
Bob: Is that the one where the tranny shows off his tuck box?
Jay: Yeah, I just watched it the other night, shit is crazy!
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
Get the tuck box mug.The pocket of fat above the knee of an obese person...can be used for sexytime, storing personal items, or as a hand/foot-hold to reach the elbowgina (or other hole).
by jimmy patrick February 14, 2008
Get the kneegina mug.A special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant cum strands.
Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.
Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
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n.
1.
a. Disorder in which the testicles become intertwined, as caused by tight undergarments or tying with string or rubberbands, often leading to strangulation and/or death of one or both testes.
b. A wrestling hold in which one opponent tugs or twists the testes of another.
c. A sharp pain in the testicals or scrotum.
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n. (American Slang)
a. A person, usually female, who is known for being especially rough with her partners' genitals.
b. An annoying bitch who is nothing but a pain in the balls.
n.
1.
a. Disorder in which the testicles become intertwined, as caused by tight undergarments or tying with string or rubberbands, often leading to strangulation and/or death of one or both testes.
b. A wrestling hold in which one opponent tugs or twists the testes of another.
c. A sharp pain in the testicals or scrotum.
2.
n. (American Slang)
a. A person, usually female, who is known for being especially rough with her partners' genitals.
b. An annoying bitch who is nothing but a pain in the balls.
Long story short, I slept in my whitey tighties and developed a wicked volkmann, so they had to amputate my left nut.
by Jimmy Patrick December 28, 2007
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