jimbo's definitions

nutcase

1.a crazy man who can be retarted, demented or just plain stupid!
2.a fruitcake

1.man he iz a nutcase
2.holy fudgepackering of a cow, he iz a nutcase!

by jimbo March 12, 2004

chav

Council Houses And Violence:

Term used to describe people who think hanging round childrens play areas, stations, pubs (because they can't get in) and supermarkets is cool.

7 defining characteristics of a chav:

1) Wear caps which half hang off their head, usually burberry or nike tn

2) Illiterate

3) Socks are tucked into trouser (very cool!!)

4) Put on fake east london accents, to try and sound ghetto

5) Have fake gold ring, ear rings and chains

6) Listen to shit music

7) Start fights with just about anyone

also known as rudie, townie or dick head

by jimbo May 13, 2005

umpenese

a type of blow job.

Yo, suck my balls umpenese stlye!

by jimbo March 16, 2003

M/L/CTP

The TP of a few select individuals. Use your imagination...
(not initials)

Damn, MTP, that shit is off the hook!

by Jimbo July 23, 2003

Homo-Blue Eyes

The brightest of Blue Eyes.

"Zack's eyes are so blue they look like Homo-Blue Eyes."

by Jimbo September 2, 2003

Friend

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.

Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.

by Jimbo December 14, 2004

Bayner

Its another word for boner
(i got it off a medication my mom takes called bayer)

Dude i got a bayner lookin at her today.

by Jimbo October 29, 2004