A kev is a total
twat who thinks he's it. He usually wears
springs on them (Called Nike Shox) and Scottish Kilt clothing like Burberry. They have a huge
vendetta against rockers (who rule
may I add:-D)and will get any chance
to start on them. They are scrawny and scatty little tramps who think theyre
10 ft (theyre
really 4ft) tall
and 250 lbs and usually
start on u when theyre with
a group of friends. For example - Year 8 boy, 4ft 6ins
"Yo star! You biggin up to me?" you are a 5ft 6ins
guy - you dont need to.
You have to admire these kids in a way - there
bravery, courage, lack of dick, lack of strength
and of course, referring to my example, lack of height. If you know anyone hoo is indeed, a kev, use this definition to make him realise his place
ON A TRUE STORY
boy walking along the street, gang of 15 kevs come over
"Yo, what u sayin bout ma mom?"
"Er...nuffin u prik"
"Dont b cheeky"
KEVS IN UNISON
"oooooooooooooooo, dont let him cheek u lk that!"
lashes out, kev starts cryin**
"Im gonna get my big brother on u n ur family!"