466 definitions by jiM

meat curtains

vagina lips

Mary Jayne had her meat curtains tore up by Willy last night

by jiM January 27, 2004

cock block

when some fag ruins your game wit a female. . sometimes done intentionally

When your bouts to get your dick sucked right. . and your boy drunk as fuck comes in a sits next to you to talk about this hoe he was spittin at

by jiM April 13, 2003

cigarette

n. a little cigar that is wrapped with paper and not tobacco leaves.

"my definition of cigarrette is the best. it should be in the OED."

by jiM June 25, 2003

glass bottom ride

when, eating the pussy, seran wrap is placed on the genitals to prevent the fish and ass flavored blend that go with the territory

jon f: hey mrs. borreli, want to go for a glass bottom ride?
mrs. borelli: there won't be a video of this will there?

by jiM April 2, 2004

cuznoped

falling on face due to haveing sex withh beautiful spanish women

Jim cuznoped after his night with Isabella.

by jiM June 1, 2003

Cipher

v. to think or figure out. refers to mathematical calculations in particle.

"lemme cipher up the bill"

by jiM June 25, 2003

wgat

1.wgat is the lazy mans way of saying what.
2. A spelling error made on occasion by people who cant find keys on the keybaord. Usually Stands for "What"

Postmaster224: I hate you
Surfer87: Wgat?

by jiM July 4, 2003