59 definitions by jeff d

Obsassed

A person that is totally obsessed with asses.

That dude is totally obsASSed, because all he does is think about naked butts.

by jeff d July 16, 2005

Pantificate

A guy who talks braggingly or boastfully about how he got down some chick's pants.

Brad just wouldn't quit pantificating about how easily he got Sharon into bed.

by jeff d June 14, 2004

scamateur

An amateur scam artist that isn't very savvy.

Ian was trying to start his own Hedge Fund, but his reputation as a scamateur stopped him cold.

by jeff d October 11, 2005

nopology

Pretending to apologize without being sincere.

She told me she was sorry for not putting out but I know it was a nopology.

by jeff d April 21, 2003

Double Stuffed Oreo's

Very Large Fake Tits with Massive Oreo Cookie Sized Nipples.

Those are obviously "Double Stuffed Oreo's" because they don't sag or bounce at all.

by jeff d April 21, 2003

Cockgarage

1) Slang term for Vagina.

2) any orifice one might use to park his cock.

I made her pussy my Cockgarage last night until I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" on her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"

by jeff d April 21, 2003

riprickulous

Synonym for ridiculous and/or ricockulous. 1: Deserving or inspiring ridicule; absurd, preposterous, silly. 2: Completely devoid of wisdom or good sense.

It's completely riprickulous that urban thumb is so common here, but not at all surprising.

by jeff d October 21, 2005