nopology 

Pretending to apologize without being sincere.

She told me she was sorry for not putting out but I know it was a nopology.

nopology by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Nopology 

Noun

1. a non-regretful acknowledgement of an offense or failure:
“You’re right, I am sorry but I wouldn’t have done it if you didn’t cause the problem.”

Synonyms: false expression of regret,

“Fine, I’m sorry are you happy now?”

"take your nopology and shove it"

Nopology by itzart May 24, 2018

nonpology 

An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.

"Did you hear Don Imus' nonpology the other day? Like his racist remarks are actually the result of rap music."

"I really get tired of politicians' nonpologies. All they're really saying is they're sorry they got caught."

nonpology by stogoe May 20, 2007

nipology 

The study of nipples, nipples, and more nipples

I'm in the field of nipology.

nipology by THEnipplest November 20, 2015

Napology 

The study of naps by taking a nap.

Hey Jill, please do not call me for the next while. I need to go study napology.

Napology by Mark LF February 6, 2007

notpology

An apology that doesnt ACTUALLY apologise, but is simply given to make the evil person LOOK/feel better

In his notpology to PZ Myers, c kroll says:

There are many folks that read, and biog. at this site who are not religious, perhaps you feel it's silly, outdated, or superstition, fine. This is your right, but for people in positions of responsibility and with the power to encourage captive undeveloped minds to attack their neighbors beliefs is just insane, divisive, and maybe even criminal.

notpology by stu in OZ ! August 10, 2008

Napology 

Napology is a word first coined by one Senior Master Sergeant Harvey, meaning to take yourself by the nape of the neck and say, SELF! ...DO IT! This term has been passed down through the generations, proving it to be a virtue of good character and integrity.

I knew it was going to be a hard job to review the checklists and correct all the errors, I just used a little Napology, and got it done in no time!

Napology by Michele Wordjuicer June 4, 2024